I’m 6’3” (she/they) and my partner (he/him) is 5’9”. To me, he is a short king. Height doesn’t mean anything if you have no personality.
14.03.2025 17:56 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@severelyunbothered.bsky.social
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I’m 6’3” (she/they) and my partner (he/him) is 5’9”. To me, he is a short king. Height doesn’t mean anything if you have no personality.
14.03.2025 17:56 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My parents kitties 🥹
14.03.2025 17:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not taking it 😔
13.03.2025 20:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Control is a fucking fantasy.
11.03.2025 13:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why are all ghosts from over 100 years ago? Are there not ghosts from 2001 who talk about their favorite NSYNC member on the ouija board, or write “that’s hot” on a foggy mirror when you get out of the shower?
10.03.2025 14:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0friend: Our basement just flooded, we have to cancel game night.
me: *covering phone* that’s a bit extreme
genie: Two wishes left.
In order to succeed we might have to sow some chaos.
08.03.2025 16:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some comedic relief for your day.
08.03.2025 01:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A carefully carved wooden box—a sentiment to many young girls. As she grows older, that girl remains trapped inside—a beautiful ballerina, graceful and sweet, like a dream. There is only one key to the box, one key to set her free so she can dance and sing; only she holds the key.
07.03.2025 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These nightmares need to stop. I have a waking life I need to live bro.
07.03.2025 07:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I did!
06.03.2025 21:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m likely getting an offer to be a horticulturist 🥹🪴
06.03.2025 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1To keep myself warm I replay the story of my escape.
Is someone coming after me? Is someone coming to save me?
Whiplash.
No one came to save me. I saved myself.
Your art is phenomenal! I’m so excited to see where this goes!
06.03.2025 00:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m here for it. WANDAR looks cool af
06.03.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We need more songs about getting drunk with bullfrogs
05.03.2025 18:09 — 👍 1734 🔁 133 💬 129 📌 15Omar curl
05.03.2025 20:30 — 👍 13440 🔁 511 💬 212 📌 31I’ve been pulling myself up by the bootstraps the past ten years. My bootstraps are worn and weathered. My fingers are blistered and tired.
05.03.2025 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This morning we’re serving PTSD with a side of MDD and a Jimmy Deans Maple Griddle Cake. When you finish, you know you had something to eat!
05.03.2025 15:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I should write horror movies to profit off my torturous night terrors and nightmares.
05.03.2025 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And the life expectancy was 30y/o
So. Not a great argument.
i’ve had my jaw clenched and my eyebrows furrowed every day since i was 11
20.02.2025 17:47 — 👍 302 🔁 65 💬 6 📌 9Hi, trans people are not a threat to anything or anyone except your old and perished ideas, thank you very much.
02.03.2025 14:29 — 👍 93 🔁 32 💬 3 📌 0Pineapple contains a small amount of the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down proteins in meat. So when you eat pineapple, it eats you back.
03.03.2025 11:49 — 👍 976 🔁 73 💬 54 📌 20The day you find out that your god isn’t real, everything you thought you were saved from becomes undone.
03.03.2025 14:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks Instagram. I know what freaking time it is.
02.03.2025 08:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just had a night terror where I was levitating in bed and heard a man speak in German say “(blah blah) Magnus (blah blah) Ziet”. I don’t know German, I had to look it up. It means “(blah blah) great (blah blah) time (or era)”
02.03.2025 07:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0