Macwood Fleet

Felnin Celesten has a chance to be Francisco Lindor. He also has a chance to be Robert Puason. Baseball, man.

The schedule for the M's the rest of the way makes me nervous; BAL, NYM, PHI, ATH, SD, CLE, TB, ATL, STL, LAA, KC, HOU, COL, LAD.
Far too much opportunity for chaos with teams that don't know they're bad and just enough baseball against legit contenders for the Mariners to Mariner. Spooky times.

How big could it possibly be if you're wasting yours and everyone else's time with conspiracy theories?

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I wish Kamala Harris and the Democrats actually cared about us as much as Republicans say they do.

Dick-tator-schiip

The Epstein shit is such a smokescreen. No one will ever bear any repercussions from this Red Herring nonsense. Just distracting you while they turn amerikkka into a dictatorship.

Fuck me because I thought the leader of our cuntry was supposed to be for everyone.

OH NO

DISASTER

WHAT A BAD IDEA

I really can't say enough about Weapons. It's as close to a perfect movie as I've seen in quite some time.

People don't want to be around kids because most parents are terrible humans and their kids mirror that behavior. Going to Disney is essentially Jerry Springer Live w/rides. This culture of not being able to hold bad parents accountable seems more toxic to me than enjoying child free spaces.

Post someone who looks good in a hat.

Texas Republicans vote to arrest Democrats stalling redistricting vote The Democrats facing arrest have fled to block a vote that could sway the balance of power in Washington.

Say it with me folks; faah-shiz-uhm.

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I just realized that this is a place that I can talk about DND and that's just... Crazy.

Definitely the most intolerant place I've ever lived and that list includes places like FL, GA, and AL. It's a NIMBY state with a political flag for a profile pic. As queer, elder punk; this is dystopia.

I'm pretty sure the myth of California being super accepting of alternative lifestyles just comes from San Francisco in the 60's and then again in the 80's bc the reality is CA is a red state in every way except in how they vote in presidential elections.

Yep. I went down this rabbit hole once. Take that, childhood.

Future Padre

Jack Black and Giovanni Ribisi in X-Files.

Without a doubt one of the worst incidents of the human experience.

Screenshot of Bluesky timeline celebrating a Julio Rodriguez home run.

Timeline is lit.

Still hard to believe some people don't like JRod.

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Roc and Mariner fam, it would be great if you guys can help me out 🙏 I don't ask for help ever, but even sharing will do so much.

My GoFundMe campaign: gofund.me/fece48b6

More like the Slowway Classic, amiright?

I'm not sure if I've seen a player with better situational baseball IQ than Josh Naylor.

Ryan Bliss and Victor Robles are running sprints on the field together and Victor is being entirely normal and non dramatic about it as you’d expect

One of my players in a DnD game I run recently told me I was the best DM she ever played with and that she thinks my games are "perfect". Probably the best compliment I've ever received.

Jeff Passan and ex-Met Doug Mientkiewicz are fighting on Twitter.

It was the Superman movie with Cavill. After all the ways SM had already showcased his abilities throughout the film, we got to that scene where the bullet hits him in the eye and some guy goes "Yeah right!". As if THAT was the deal breaker for suspension of reality.

Thornton confirms it’s an Achilles injury. This sucks