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I fully expected Klobuchar to be one of the Dems who capitulated tonight and I'm pleasantly surprised to see I was wrong.

"Quick, now is our chance to be the food of the everyday American! And what do they like? Beer!"

I know that Hamburger Helper has been in the news a lot lately but I just got this sponsored Reddit post and what are we even doing here?

What a last couple months for Adam Silver, eh? There's a part of me that feels the tiniest bit bad for any commissioner who has to try to run a league in this era of rampant, ubiquitous gambling but also they all suck so.

Sorry how did I wake up to news that Chauncey Billups got arrested for some sort of poker with the mob issue? Did I wake up in the right universe? If I go back to bed and wake up again does that fix it?

Sometimes I miss the days when I cared deeply about baseball but then I see a box score like that and remember that I'm actually good.

Checking the Tigers box score and 4-4, 0-4, 0-4, 0-4, 0-3, 0-4, 0-4, 0-4, 1-4. If they win today every guy on that roster better buy Kerry Carpenter a Rolex.

The Lionesses repeat at the Euros and then the Red Roses win the world cup, if England isn't pouring money into their women's sports by the boatload now then I think they should just shut all sports in the country down.

I love this football team.

The Lions game was incredible and I didn't think today could get better but man, the Vikings doing their annual bed shit so early in the season instead of making us wait all year is a real cherry on top.

I'm not worried yet. New OC, new DC, first game without Ragnow at C, playing a Micah Parsons who needed to show Jerry Jones what a stupid mistake he made. And hey, TeSlaa first NFL TD now too. It was an ugly loss but I think we'll turn it around.

*TV whatever

I will pay extra for an F1 RV subscription that has a feed that doesn't feel the need to show me a driver's girlfriend/partner every time the driver does something. We get it, they're models. I don't care, show the race.

This is it. This is the most peak Democrat tweet. "Listen bud, you can threaten my constituents but how very dare you do it in that hat. Only those who ACTUALLY SERVED get to threaten my constituents wearing that hat 😠"

Deeply uninspiring, aimless, unfortunately exactly the type the old guard of party adore, and I fully expect her to go the Gabbard or Synema route sometime in the next 10 years.

Like she goes to her aides to ask what the normies are talking about these days and then somehow misreads the room on that subject entirely every time. And always does it in the most wooden, career politician statement possible.

She's a great example for the democratic party as a whole right now, no idea what she actually got voted in for or what she stands for, she's the dril "turning a dial" tweet except instead of racism it's various zeitgeist concepts. And I know that's all politicians but she feels particularly bad.

She's one of the ones I point to when I give examples of how, in any other timeline, half the Democrats would be Republicans.

I hate that I watched this

This is actually such a weird cross-universe event because I went to the University of Minnesota and you're an Irish rugby fan I happen to follow who will now be supporting them

This 20 seconds is pure art. It’s like the essence of Trump - the fraud, the lies, the simplistic idiocy - is reduced to its singularity.

Nothing in high office, anywhere, will ever be this stupid again.

He periodically sounds like he's struggling to breathe and today is one of those days.

Like I don't know how to describe how bizarre this was. It's the most bizarre thing he's done since...uh...well a couple days ago when he yelled unintelligible things from the roof. How is this all real?

After each chart, which btw none were even legible because the type was so small, trump just grabbed them off the stand and slowly waddled them to his desk. And then he grabs one and says "this chart is pretty amazing" and holds it up like show and tell and doesn't even say what it is.

I know that every day some fresh dystopian thing happens and none of it is shocking anymore but the idiot just had an "economist" present some random charts to prove that actually the economy is good and it was just an indescribable spectacle.

Football being back is just the best. There is no better feeling. Lions football is here, fall is coming to rescue us all from summer, we've almost made it.

A'ja is gonna have 50 tonight at this rate

Write a book about Chloe Kelly's 2025. Please.

Now if only the Red Wings would stop signing their resident scumbag to stay on, I could go back to loudly enjoying the Wings too. Maybe next season 🙃

So the worst kept secret in the Premier League is finally official. Can't believe he remained on the team, actively playing, when we all knew what was going on. I love a lot of things about being an Arsenal fan but this has made it really hard to support the men's team recently.