David Clarke

In the Age of New Woke, when trump’s grave is an all gender toilet, we will actually prosecute this sort of thing.

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3/…So they keep getting moved to positions of lower and lower importance.

Finally, they get moved to something like “Uniform Resource Allocation”. Laundry duty for an Admiral.

And they mess that up too.

2/…How about this for a set up:

A decorated, admired captain starts loosing their marbles from a lifetime of Trekverse trauma. They’re so beloved by Starfleet Command that they get promoted to Admiral and put at an easy post.

But they keep making big mistakes…

1/ The more #StarTrek that made, the more backstory gets filled in.

IRL command uniforms switched from gold to red because TNG producers thought Patrick Stewart looked better in red.

How about a fun in-universe explanation?

A bumbling Admiral made a mistake when filling out a memo or something? …

I don’t see Pike cooking or Spock dressed as Renaissance nobility in any of these pictures so it looks like a serious episode.

Intimidating.

I just banished an icon from my home screen because It had a notification dot that wouldn't clear.

What I'm saying is I'm not the type of guy you want to fuck with.

Give Gaga my love. And have a wonderful time.

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Good thing for the Clintons that Congressional Subpoenas are optional.

Good. That’s on the right track.

I’m pretty sure the “life begins at conception” crowd hates fertility treatments because god decides who does or doesn’t get pregnant or some dumb shit like that so they probably wouldn’t care about the answer to that question and would just insist that baby is an abomination.

When I saw posts that turmp was on the roof my first thought was, “Is there an eclipse I forgot about?”

Trying really hard to think of a Star Trek/Darmok meme for turmp on the roof.

Smithers lies to Monty Burns that his boos are people chanting “Boo-urns.”

“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”

Still a size 14 wide heel, I see.

I have just learned that there are STILL people out there who have not yet watched #KPopDemonHunters on Netflix.

I’m not sure why anyone would deny themselves this joy, but at least skip ahead to 55:30, watch the next four minutes, and see what it does to you.

It’s for his Bond Villain Lair on the moon, obviously.

Well. This is where I think I will stop scrolling for the night.

The most important thing is that the nuclear reactor on the Moon be built quickly.

Is the image on the PADD from ST:Enterprise S1 E15 “Shadows of P’Jem”?

I think it’s the map of the Coridan capital city. Right?

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This cannot be real.

Well now I want a Pazuzu too.

But he’s clearly LARPing as an American.

Americans: "COVID WAS CREATED IN A CHINESE BIOWEAPONS LAB!"

Also Americans:

Did Cynthia Nixon’s character tell a pregnant stranger she should get a paternity test in Gilded Age too?

I also failed Understanding Jokes 101.

…I will also accept “This Is What It Sounds Like”.