Ryan

That’s his shit tube

all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails

More like miLLLLwaukee.

Well this week has sucked…

Newsom vetoes California bill banning cookware with Pfas, ‘forever chemicals’ Governor says bill would cause sudden product shift, sparking debate among chefs, lawmakers and environmentalists

But at least he has his interns make funny tweets, right?

That feels like a wrap on the season.

What the fuck

Buck has been noticeably great since at least 2016 tbh.

I don’t know if the team is actually good. But they’re one bad DPI call from being 5-0. So we’ll just have to enjoy it until we find out.

he’s more of a hold the ball and fumble late guy.

Brad Rogers NFL Official Statistics | Pro-Football-Reference.com Brad Rogers NFL Official Statistics

He’s only been in on 6 chiefs games (5 as ref) in his career. Two of the 5 were blowouts. Every game he’s been the ref, he’s called more penalties against the chiefs for more yards.
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Brad Rogers NFL Official Statistics | Pro-Football-Reference.com Brad Rogers NFL Official Statistics

Not sure where he got that from. But it’s 6 games. And called more penalties/yards against the Chiefs than their opponents in every game. www.pro-football-reference.com/officials/Ro...

he’s not good, folks

Jaguars play Monday night. Bears on a bye. How am I supposed to ruin my Sunday now?

Hot take, but I think @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social might be the best standup comedian since Carlin.

Yeah guys, get a grip. The third Reich only ended in 75 million deaths.

One time the semantics are actually important. Not a single thing said was factually incorrect. And it was proven correct by the FCC doing exactly what he said that MAGA was doing.

We hadn’t talked for quite a while before because of how far he went down that rabbit hole and it was easy to separate with me moving across the country. But it’s really disappointing to see him choose a cult over his kid.

I called out my dad on his maga Qanon bullshit last night and he blocked me.

I know he came back quickly and everyone assumed he was fine, but are we sure the shoulder injury BTJ had in camp isn’t still bothering him? He looks like someone afraid to take a hit on that shoulder.

55M QB, two first round WRs, $10M #3. And got outplayed by Jake Browning.

Fucking embarrassing

I thought he was a little pimp

Bears?

Fan of one Illinois Nazi killed another Illinois Nazi. I am shocked.

A terribly drawn original Jaguars logo

I finally have an update to use in place of this this

The subject in custody has been released after an interrogation by law enforcement. Our investigation continues and we will continue to release information in interest of transparency FBI Director Kash Patel # © @FBIDirectorKash • 3h The subject for the horrific shooting today that took the life of Charlie Kirk is now in custody. Thank you to the local and state authorities in Utah for your partnership with @fbi. We will provide updates when able.

In a suit filed earlier today by three fired FBI officials, Patel and Bongino are portrayed as being so obsessed with social media that it could “risk outweighing more deliberate analyses of investigations."

“the recent event is justification for what we are already doing”

I used to say this all of the time on Twitter, but I dunno if I posted it here yet so here’s goes:

Some of y’all need a groupchat real bad

My governor continues to be the only one able to rise to the moment.