Snob Dylan

Quick question: what the hell are you on about

Real pic of me storming the capitol tomorrow

It’s true, if Pickens had simply teleported to where the ball was thrown, it would’ve been an easy catch

I can’t even watch a movie without a big glass of wine

And popcorn!

Okay but lying to cover another cop’s ass also seems like a plus for the LAPD so that doesn’t do it for me

To be fair, he may have failed the exam simply because he refused to commit any hate crimes or domestic violence.

He’s never missed a single opportunity to post an unfunny rebuttal to Trump.

“Holy. Fucking. Shit. The orange man is really going down this time”

TLDR: Yes

First ad: TK Jeweler’s

Mark is going to slip on massage oil on the floor and break his neck

It is indeed tempting to everyone but the players. The season was expanded (2 seasons ago maybe?) from 16 games to 17, and the expectation is that we’ll be at 18 games with 2 bye weeks in the near future.

The Jaguars are in the midst of spending millions of dollars on a multi year stadium renovation plan. They aren’t moving. NFL is more likely to expand than to move a team right now

Dave Wiki is eating nothing but burgers because it’s all he can afford

Rumors circulating that Louis Farrakhan is being named DC

Was not expecting Orlock to call for the overthrow of capitalism but I embrace it

Counterpoint: don’t run for elected office at 150 years old

Yeah also make Scott Stapp commissioner. Dude is a wild card

If you want to fix you algorithm just watch literally one MrBeast video and you’ll never see anything other than MrBeast recommended to you again.

Probably won’t help on the depression front though

My tactic is usually just to pretend that the dog at the party is blowing me. That always gets a laugh

Damn that’s crazy, I thought the low point was requiring a dirty forearm to the head to beat the fucking Jaguars

That staffer is a national hero. The whole public almost found out that we had a geriatric congressman.

You actually did say it bro I’ve seen this one a thousand times

You, bro

Keep going bro you’re really spitting game rn

Numerous sources indicating to me that most of the money has already been re-invested in cocaine

Fuck me, I guess! I voted against these people but unfortunately I committed the crime of existing in a red state!

Maybe the joke can be that the retail worker is an actual person. That could work

I CANT KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANYMORE ABOUT SOLITARY CONFINEMENT