Kingler

Update, halfway through the day and it feels like an Olympic sport trying to use my phone for anything and not have Severance spoiled. I’m in danger

The amount of self control it’s taking me to not drop everything this morning and watch the Severance finale during work hours

73 days until the 2025 WNBA season starts

It’s not lost on me that the CDC released this statement exclusively on the hell site, which just so happens to be owned by the loser running the country.

Government websites are going to continue to be gutted to force traffic to his own website, so that’s just icing on the shit cake

I haven’t touched Marvel Rivals, but it is pretty entertaining watching the community go through the exact same progression of game discussion as Overwatch did a decade ago

Proud of my church. Our mission to serve our neighbor transcends politically motivated policies that seek to harm the outsiders of our society

LeBron James is now both the youngest (19 years, 88 days) and the oldest (40 years, 39 days) player in NBA history to score 40+ points in a game.

My city has been highlighting black excellence every day on Facebook this month and the people hating in the comments all seem to loudly support the same presidential candidate on their profile, weird

It is truly astounding the drop off in quality every morning when ESPN switches over from SportsCenter to the talk show hellscape

Well that’s just insulting

The last week has felt like I’m watching a bank get robbed and the police response is to just stand at the door saying “hey this is illegal” while helping the robbers load up their vehicle

The changes made by Elon's coders are focused on "creating new paths to block payments and possibly leave less visibility into what has been blocked."

This is a backdoor. Elon's coders are creating a backdoor into the US Treasury. This is incredibly dangerous both because of its intended use (by Elon and Trump) and the risk of other actors exploiting a major security vulnerability to cause a massive disruption to the US government.

the boys are back in town and now they have all of your Social Security and taxpayer information

I was just trying to go to bed but NBA history is being made right now, how am I supposed to do that

Outside of actual basketball this is a top 5 moment of NBA history, at least in my lifetime.

You’re going to send out a 25 year old megastar who just took you to the Finals for FREE because… he’s not fully engaged on defense???

Have you tried literally anything else first? Coaching? Pay incentive?

Are the Mavericks planning on folding completely because I can’t think of a single other reason that they would do this trade, what is going on

Ministry of Propaganda ass press conference

My wife works for local government of a city that relies heavily on federal grants. I’ve staved off one panic attack so far, and it’s taking everything in me to stay present. I hate it here.

Genuinely the best case scenario at this point

Thank god for Irving’s plotline to let us breathe just a little bit

I’ve been binging S1 of Severance this week and I’m watching the finale right now before I start S2 and I can’t remember the last time an episode of TV had me tensed up like this for nearly the entire runtime

1b is Random Access Memories for similar reasons. Smaller scope but genuinely feels like a place I can visit to center myself.

I know it’s probably just because I was in my most formative years at the time but the music scene from the early ‘10s was something special.

I know the author of it is problematic at best, but My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy might be my favorite album of all time. It just hits on every level and every single track is crafted to fill the exact corner of the album’s story that it needs to.

Sitting on my couch in a post-basketball slump feeling like I just got hit by a truck but also knowing that I need to shower because it’s already 11 o’clock but also I’m not sure I can walk that far rn

NBA basketball is soooooo fun to watch without someone in your ear telling you it’s unwatchable

There’s a new restaurant near me called Vicious Biscuit and there’s a massive sign right off the highway that says Vicious Biscuit and every single time I read it my brain goes “lol Viscous Biscuit”

It isn't there to share a perspective (it does not have a perspective), it isn't there to provide information (it's perfectly willing to lie), it's just there to occupy your time and prevent you from doing something else

The chatbot isn't admitting anything. It's like a parrot that's been trained to say "please don't kill me." It's just making noises, it isn't actually communicating with you

I agree, happy new year go Cavs