@zachkelly.bsky.social
Bylines seen at Pitchfork, Stereogum, SPIN, Billboard, etc. Total idiot. Teaches journalism at a state school. Ezra and Rowan’s dad
The American Revolution is fucking gas
19.11.2025 03:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
18.11.2025 05:10 — 👍 2872 🔁 1106 💬 38 📌 16Zyn advent calendar
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Sunday cleaning, sadly not all of ‘em are gonna make it
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I really like this tape. These guys do a totally different thing, but as really unique regional hype up back-and-forth stuff, this feels like it has some Sicko Mobb DNA in it youtu.be/soRq1qXyTz4?...
12.11.2025 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got a great face for it
11.11.2025 17:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Crypto guy who has created a cartoon persona of a crypto guy to drum up buzz and business. Seems to be working. Can’t knock the hustle, etc.
11.11.2025 16:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What the other Zach said
11.11.2025 02:19 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NIS put out four full-length releases this year, each of which would be more than welcome in my top ten
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Yeah I don’t know man
08.11.2025 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kendrick Lamar’s Jamaican Us Crazy!
08.11.2025 01:20 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Amtrak cops found my laptop for me. Like I always say, “I love the cops.”
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Track 7 on out is the most fun you'll have today with your pants on (and even then) music.apple.com/us/album/zac...
07.11.2025 14:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Arab Money” charting this week
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For no real reason music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
06.11.2025 14:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But when you live in a country where the shuttered government would rather keep bankrolling a literal secret police force that abuses and harasses and kidnaps its own people than feed them, you gotta keep those guys out of every single room you can
04.11.2025 17:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy (?) Election Day. A couple of months ago, I decided to run for borough council member. It’s not a robust race, to say the least. The job’s also a chore and a total time-suck. And I understand there’s not a ton you can change by voting on cracked sidewalks or whatever.
04.11.2025 17:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dick Cheney was one of America’s purest villains, a craven opportunist who will be remembered solely for the suffering he needlessly and gleefully inflicted.
04.11.2025 12:25 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Also has the best “real meeting of the minds here” joke ever, quite literally
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Okay that’s pretty good
02.11.2025 23:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Flip three and one and we’re cooking
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Boo
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