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Are Kevin Knight and Je’Von Evans currently the most interesting American pro wrestlers to watch?
Maybe.
Looking forward to watching them both in 2026.

Twitter poster: Imma roast Gorillaz good with this one!

Gorillaz: Yes that is exactly our style I’m so glad you noticed!

My only question is whether or not he’ll be remembered for the Roberts Immunity he gave Trump or the Roberts Suppression he wants for voting.

Ooh, Dream Beaver
I believe you can chew this wood toniight,
Ooh, Dream Beaver
I believe you can build this dam just riiiIIIIIIIght!

Also, not for nuthin, the Qnuts still haven’t given up on their “it’s all the leftists” conspiracy theory.

Especially when a part of the uncovered conspiracy was specifically them manipulating QAnon to defend pedophiles.

I must reiterate that the entire Pizzagate/Qanon conspiracy only came about in the first place because of allegations coming out from former Miss Teen pageant contestants, it was literally cooked up to defend a pedophile when news reports of his pedophilia came out, you owe conspiracists squat!

It's sabotage.
Plain sabotage.

Musk has one skill that the business world thinks is incredibly important.

He is very skilled at getting loans from banks to buy things. That’s it, that’s the whole of his contribution to the world.

Yup, with an extra dash of helping Daddy PootyPoot for seasoning.

First words out of my wife’s mouth after reading the synopsis for RP1 was “so, it’s just Snowcrash”.

Granted, that’s also why she said about Second Life (she wasn’t wrong)

So which one of their friends will profit off of this new bullshit?

Used correctly an AR-15 can get you two sticks of RAM from a data center.*

*For legal reasons this is a joke

Damn. Load times for right-click menus. That really takes me back…

They said AI would be a game changer and they were right…

because it makes me wanna flip the table.

Once again, I am promising Democrats there are literally thousands of former department of justice people who will crawl over broken glass to prosecute this administration given the chance

This… seems to be the standard way that techbros now approach every job handed to them, they just feed it into their preferred AI and c&p the response.

Clearly the first jobs AI should remove are the techbro middlemen.

Oh, and grapefruit shouldn’t count for anybody who has to take medication. That’s a legit reason to avoid grapefruits

5. But working at a summer camp with a working educational farm broke me of a lot of those last summer.

Letting kids enjoy outdoor activities simply because the kids enjoy doing those things?

What a concept!

Referencing Chucky 1 is pants-wettingly terrifying for any former leader.

The whole country is now a casino.

Having trouble with an annoying coworker who has become a third party thinker?

Use religion to help you for a change and tell them you’ve given up AI for Lent!

Turns out they don’t boost a stock price as much as inflating potential future sales numbers and lying to investors about LLMs.

Every agent of ICE behind bars.
That is the only position that the @democrats.org should have.
@schumer.senate.gov
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Compromise is not an option.

"the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children"

Personally for me it’d be Yuna but generally I assume it’s Aerith.

Praising the guy who exploited 9/11 to create ICE…

I just had an “I’m old” moment at a concert remembering when I thought 4 bucks for a beer was absolutely outrageous.

The wild thing is that we were on our way towards this in the 00’s. Then the Epstein cabal decided they needed a scapegoat/distraction.

The idea that the “centrist” position is denying Trans rights is unjustifiable.