Not all men? Youโre right รngus the prize winning hog would never treat me this way
21.12.2024 23:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Bald Man Presses Face To Window As Thick-Haired Family Sits Down To Dinner
-The Onion
Bald Man Presses Face To Window As Thick-Haired Family Sits Down To Dinner
theonion.com/bald-man-pre...
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Fucking The Monster Under Your Bed
06.12.2024 17:11 โ ๐ 1148 ๐ 342 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 38
replicating the feeling of being a kid and rearranging the furniture in your room by deep cleaning a room and presenting it to your spouse as if it's a whole new room
07.12.2024 18:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
all day long my cat sits in the window and stares at the neighbors and he never gives me the gossip, which seems rude
07.12.2024 17:32 โ ๐ 117 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0
Oh my god. Smash it AND bang it. SMANG IT. I get it now!
06.12.2024 23:25 โ ๐ 198 ๐ 18 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 1
weve been slow blinking to each other for five minutes #cats
07.12.2024 17:13 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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Friendly reminder that if art is how we decorate space, then music is how we decorate time.
#booksky #music
07.12.2024 13:43 โ ๐ 23267 ๐ 3184 ๐ฌ 475 ๐ 188
Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore
01.12.2024 17:07 โ ๐ 8323 ๐ 1006 ๐ฌ 382 ๐ 125
thereโs only 2 types of guys in this world:
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
30.11.2024 03:22 โ ๐ 8925 ๐ 489 ๐ฌ 544 ๐ 96
Thereโs a website I frequently use called โWhereโs The Jump?โ that tells you exactly where in a film a jump scare comes in and I just think the person who takes the time to do that is so nice
01.12.2024 12:27 โ ๐ 7838 ๐ 436 ๐ฌ 190 ๐ 45
This you bro?
01.12.2024 13:45 โ ๐ 2544 ๐ 134 ๐ฌ 39 ๐ 2
It's an insult to my intelligence when an actor appears in multiple movies. You were just an elf and now I'm supposed to believe you're an accountant? I will not be played for a fool
30.11.2024 00:57 โ ๐ 14727 ๐ 1064 ๐ฌ 334 ๐ 69
hiring a sniper to take me out if I ever even think about saying I don't really get sicked bc I am getting mollywhopped by a bug I have never consumed so much theraflu
01.12.2024 02:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The Lion King is probably my favorite movie about running away from your problems until youโre strong enough to kill your uncle.
30.11.2024 22:53 โ ๐ 8191 ๐ 699 ๐ฌ 119 ๐ 36
the only good bigot is a dead bigot rest in piss bob bryar
01.12.2024 02:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I WILL NAME YOUR BABY. Expecting? Donโt know what to name it? Feel free to use this name, no charge: SKWUDGE
28.11.2024 06:02 โ ๐ 669 ๐ 89 ๐ฌ 29 ๐ 5
I wish Peepee the cat had made it to bluesky that little creechur would have loved it here
27.11.2024 23:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
hating cats is a red flag idc
27.11.2024 14:40 โ ๐ 6964 ๐ 1247 ๐ฌ 229 ๐ 73
I hope Kendrick Lamar and Megan Thee Stallion are having a great morning.
27.11.2024 14:27 โ ๐ 5278 ๐ 715 ๐ฌ 44 ๐ 24
If I were Drake, instead of legally testifying that Kendrick hurt my feelings, I would simply release a single good song.
26.11.2024 01:03 โ ๐ 3497 ๐ 387 ๐ฌ 67 ๐ 16
I heard there was a secret chord
Made Drake so mad
He went to court
26.11.2024 17:50 โ ๐ 4105 ๐ 512 ๐ฌ 85 ๐ 26
I don't Homestuck much anymore but I still think about MeuTula from time to time. They're very married, have 5 cats, and Meulin makes edibles shaped like poffins for Latula
26.11.2024 16:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Wait listen hear me out just imagine
These sweeties living their lives happily with each other
without any traumas
#homestuck #meulinleijon #kurlozmakara #meuloz
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Put a smile on your mouth :) while were dining
23.11.2024 19:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Hello! I have two cats, one dog, a twinkle in my eye, and a wish in my pocket
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