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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Zero the Jackal (Infinite the Jackal except he believes in friendship, and is also uncloseted), looking up while being viewed with a fish-eye lens that makes his snout look really big and overall makes him look really stupid. He looks a bit like if you turned canon Infinite into a happy muppet. He's beaming with a big dumb smile, saying, "WOW!! You snapped that guy's neck so well, Buddy!!! I HEARD that one!!" 'Buddy' (Gadget the Wolf from Sonic Forces except he's Zero's mercenary partner) is shown in a panel, giving a neutral smile as he responds, "Thank you, Zero." In the last panel, we see Zero holding a presumably deceased Mephiles the Dark, while Buddy is shown to be holding on to the twisted remains of Scourge the Hedgehog. Buddy adds, "I'm assuming you've eliminated the target as well." "YUP!!" Zero replies, smiling broadly, "We're gonna get paid BIG for this one!!"

i wanna see mercenary characters do mercenary stuff

Donkey Kong giving a big smile holding daisies. The image is a recreation of a scene from Spongebob where he sees Flats at the hospital.

DK having to let Daisy know her friends just got turned into babies after she was having the flu.

i got a 1:52:54 according to my save data. forgor to take a screenshot of the final stats. i'd be an ass speedrunner but i got the extrinsic video game reward so idgaf!!!!!!!!!!!

screenshot of pizza tower's ending with a notification that i got the john suit, which you earn by getting the true ending in under 2 hours and 15 minutes

screenshot of a peppino's final judgement in pizza tower, being "You are quick as hell!" which you earn from beating the game in less than 2 hours

my balls exploded

Drawing of Francisca with human proportions. On the left, 2018 Francisca is wearing her uniform, looking sad and thin. On the right, 2026 Francisca is wearing a nice dress, looks very happy, and has her girlfriend Flamberge clutching her arm.

I like to think Francisca is a lot happier after Kirby Star Allies #kirby #kirbystarallies #gijinka #nanrait

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

(👻☕) A teaser image showcasing two panels from the upcoming debut episode of MoNSTeR CAFÉ. The top panel features Morgana and Telle in a storage room, with bandages around Morgana's arm. Morgana rambles: "Mm... Thanks again. That's the third time this week..." "I hope this isn't annoying..." The bottom panel is of Percy and Rococo, with Percy going "Still, I know how stressful the morning gets. Again, the--" Rococo interrupts, "--The first-aid kit is in the closet upstairs!" Percy continues with "--Yes. That. Thank you." In the center is my demon sona, sharing "Still hard at work... so I'll be sharing more info about the release of Episode 1 - Part 1 at a later date!" alongside the official logo for the series (logo by @zazzro.bsky.social!)

A Friday the 13th? Right before Valentine's Day?? What better time to unveil MoNSTeR CAFÉ! Coming Soon!!

It's a webcomic series I've been planning out for about a year now... so I wanted to use today to say that Episode 1 (Part 1) is atm being lined and colored! ^^

Stay tuned!! #MonsterCafe #oc ☕

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

Some traditional sketches of Annalynn in various poses. In the bottom right one, she's saying "Aww, you guys remembered my birthday..."

10 years. 10 whole years since I first made her.

I've been taking a pretty big break from things for a few weeks so I couldn't do much, but I definitely needed to do SOMETHING for today.

Thank you all so much for making these past 10 years such a crazy ride. You rock.

decided to show some more progress since you guys like it so much

4K ULTRA GAMEPLAY REVEAL TEASER

This is why Minnesotans are begging folks outside the state to keep talking about us.

Please don’t let the world forget we are still in danger.

sometimes i wish i had a reasonable brain that didnt catastrophize everything i do

is this from mario tennis fever

you think i'm gonna be caught dead playing a game with minor bugs???????

I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!

man saying "Hey Geegord gang! We're updating our policy to help protect children!"

he continues "every user will be required to take a picture of their balls from the back, along with an up to date copy of your W2"

cont. "anyone who is unable to verify their cheeks will be put on the no fly list". he is saying this on someone's phone

2 people in a room, one on the couch saying "unrelated did they arrest anyone yet for that epstein stuff" the other on knees taking an awkward pic of their sack saying "shut up and help me aim"

my subtle and well drawn comic

As a fucking parent TALK TO YOUR FUCKING KIDS THEN. Worried they'll see porn? Talk to them about porn. Worried they'll see gore? Talk to them about gore. Worried they'll get groomed? Talk to them about red flags and cultivate trust with them so they won't feel they have to hide things from you.

Go and light their feedback forms up over this, it is much more effective than emailing: dis.gd/contact

Ok guys, this is urgent. The section 230 sundown bill has been introduced by a bipartisan group of senators. If this passes, free speech on the web is basically gone. Spread the word on #Section230

chatbots often discourage interaction with real people, image/video/music/etc generators are used to replace art made by humans, and this shit erases the concept of linguistics just so you can always* know what someone is saying even if it wasn't important or fascinatingly obvious. i'm sick of it!!!

it feels like most of the use cases genAI is being pushed for involve stripping the humanity out of very human activities for the sake of Optimization. it's a very bleak and obnoxious philosophy and it's the main reason i cannot stand the way companies force us to adapt it into our personal lives

I really think this is every bit as much an affront to humanity as AI art. Linguistic diversity is one of the loveliest, most magical things about us, and defaulting to covering up other languages with terrible, barely functional AI dubs is so ugly and insular that it makes me want to puke.

they opened a hell portal in Texas

it's not like i don't have ideas i just don't have drive to do them. Chat is that burnout or being lazy