@crinnian.bsky.social
Lawyer, husband, and father. I talk about politics and law, with a journey down the occasional rabbit hole.
"Dear diary: I fear the day will never come when the judge shall appear. However when it does finally come to pass, I shall not be present, for my phone is at 4%."
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06.10.2025 02:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Dear diary: My heart patters in anticipation of the judges voice, thus delayed from mine ears now by twelve minutes that feels like twelve years. In its stead, there is only the voice of Cisco, taunting me like Poe's Raven. Instead of 'Nevermore,' this bird squawks 'Waiting for your host to join.'"
06.10.2025 02:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Last night, the ADL took down its "Glossary of antisemitism" which included an entry for the term "globalist," describing it as a far-right codeword for Jews.
Hours later, the official DHS account authors a post with a common far-right meme, saying that "globalists" will be denied entry to the US.
It genuinely looks like the photo they'd use on a celebration of life booklet π
30.09.2025 23:29 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same π
30.09.2025 19:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Smoked cream cheese is a summer cookout staple for us, and you can vary it so many ways. My in laws do a southwest barbecue rub instead of pepper and raspberry preserves and it is stellar. Your whole menu sounds fire!
29.09.2025 03:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This man was absolutely fucking batshit. Holy cow.
28.09.2025 21:55 β π 25 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Remember when Elon left Trump's lap and then tweeted that Trump was definitely in the files? Huh, weird stuff.
26.09.2025 21:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would normally be horrified about someone releasing a video to talk about being indicted but this is pretty disciplined.
26.09.2025 00:28 β π 5557 π 781 π¬ 154 π 21I donβt think Iβve ever loved anything as much as ICE loves violently attacking women.
25.09.2025 18:41 β π 15050 π 4209 π¬ 1272 π 338Compare this with Kavanaugh's baby-brain concurrence
25.09.2025 17:33 β π 477 π 159 π¬ 13 π 5TikTokβs US operations are changing hands and will be retraining the algo on US-only data. No word yet on whether a new app is needed.
Meanwhile, @skylight.social β the TikTok of the atmosphere β is seeing massive growth this week.
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Thank you, I couldn't remember the exact language but it's the same out here. LMAO I swear, I see the most contorted-ass government logic in your posts.
24.09.2025 17:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I haven't extensively practiced 1A lit, but last time I did I thought the standard was something like whether an average person would have their speech chilled? I didn't think there had to be a showing plaintiff's speech was actually deterred?
24.09.2025 17:24 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0*Autifa
23.09.2025 18:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me and now I'm antifa!
23.09.2025 01:18 β π 2226 π 306 π¬ 103 π 20Gift link!
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I thought the same thing π I think it took a second to realize what he said, but his head kinda snapped around when he did
23.09.2025 17:40 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I just broke the news that our tech partners tracked over 277,000 devices in and around State Farm Stadium yesterday. They came from all across the country because Charlie pointed us all to Christ, and in his martyrdom given us the courage to do the same.
Proud to announce our unnamed tech partners tracked the cell phone locations of hundreds of thousands of people without their knowledge or consent
23.09.2025 16:27 β π 4246 π 862 π¬ 96 π 64Meme from Monty Python & The Holy Grail featuring the "X" logo on the faΓ§ade of Camelot with the caption, "Tis a silly place..."
22.09.2025 22:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's literally the same language he used in the leaked call between him and RFK Jr. last year, talking about horse-sized shots. His brain is mush.
22.09.2025 21:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Certiorari "before judgment" is how #SCOTUS takes up a full appeal *before* the intermediate federal courts have heard it.
It used to be exceedingly rare. For instance, there wasn't a *single* grant of such expedited review b/w August 2004 & February 2019.
This is the *23rd* such grant since then.
The offer made to women in the enticement to become trad wives is the same as the offer made to citizens in the enticement to embrace authoritarianism: give up. Abandon the aspiration to self rule. Itβs imprisonment recast as rest and relief.
22.09.2025 01:11 β π 1798 π 526 π¬ 24 π 0LMAO same. I was like, "oh great, is it gonna ask me to plot the Fibonacci sequence over it?"
22.09.2025 02:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get in losers, weβre grieving
22.09.2025 00:20 β π 6763 π 1000 π¬ 229 π 138The Pentagon is implementing new guidelines that will require journalists to sign a pledge and agree to report only approved and officially released information.
20.09.2025 15:09 β π 1034 π 528 π¬ 483 π 490That's what I was thinking - I'm sure it's been done, but damn you just don't hear of it
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