Spooky Christian!

White Sox legend

We all knew all season long the Dodgers would simply start trying once it got to October and march right though the playoffs

What kind of fucking ghoul would send his daughter creepy AI videos of her father?

They can come hang out at my apartment. We’ll get pizza!

I'm not being the least bit facetious: imagery like this is vital to rebellion. Absurdity is an incredibly powerful tool. Because you know what happens when you see this?

You realize the cartoon frog ISN'T the absurd element. It only illuminates the actual ridiculousness going on.

I see why this dude was in Triple A most of September

You know Schneider was secretly hoping for Yesavage to give up a little dink of a hit so he didn’t have to pull him with no hits allowed

OH YE SAVAGE

a group of cartoon characters are standing in a line with their mouths open . Alt: “Stop stop he’s already dead”

Yankees/Blue Jays

1st grand slam in Toronto postseason history!

ICONIC BAT FLIP

This is incredible

Ernie Clement is going off today?

…he’s up there with Eloy now? 🙏

Also Davis Schneider’s walk up music is Pink Pony Club?

Ernie Clement took Max Fried deep?

Philly sports in shambles right now

It’s one of the rare things owners and players actually agree on, and it’s something the fans don’t really care for

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese

This is Blueskyism

There are so many fantastic jokes packed into one thirty-ish second clip. Golden age Simpsons remains undefeated

There’s just too much Dodgers. They’re inevitable

I saw the usual shitheads were all excited about this until it came out that Mr. Butt Fumble brought it on himself

I hope they sent him a World Series ring at least

Theo Von: "Will I see you again?"

ESPN's Jess Sims: "I hope not"

ELIZABETH

This is the worst news involving Penn State since…well, yaknow.

Damn the end even got me hyped and I’m not a Phillies fan

👀

I’m sorry there’s a bobble of Bob Uecker as a Jedi?