The Attitude of The Quackitude

WITCHES (chanting as they stir the ingredients of the potion into their bubbling cauldron): Eye of tiger, thrill of fight, challenge of our rivals, stalks of— wot th'? This isn't a potion. What even is this?

[Elsewhere]

ROCKY (pausing midway up the stairs): Wait, what newt?

He says, “Why am I soft in the middle now?
Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard

Academia org is a menace!

There's some high powered Oxford, published mathematician who shares my name. It's awkward.

No I didn't write some obscure math paper.

Happy Reformation Day

Damn. That was harsh.

It's not 95%. I've read Calvin's institutes, so imma go with around 35% of Christianity's problems are Calvinism.

The other 95% are people forgetting how to love.

Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the test chamber.

Nothing has ever harmed Christianity so much as outspoken incurious Christians who are certain about almost everything yet loving toward almost no one.

Tolkien fought in the Battle of the Somme. He saw the horrors of war, and the moments of bravery and fear within it up close.

And after all that. ALL that. He wrote Lord of the Rings. He declared true bravery and masculinity to be love, friendship and humbleness.

Musk is everything he hated.

Panel 1 - Deanna: What's new, Beverly? Panel 2 - Bev: I've been trying to get over my fear of ghosts. Panel 3 - Deanna: That's the spirit. Panel 4 - Bev <goddammitsomuch> Panel 5 - Deanna: Then she stormed right out! Panel 6 - Jellico: Not bad.

Meanwhile... in Mott's shop.. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #StarTrekTNG

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My posts are enjoyed on at least 3 continents.

God’s love knows no borders.

That is what Jesus preached & embodied.

That is what Jesus called us to follow Him into.

A love that knows no borders.

Good morning, beloved.

Do not let convenience rob you of your conviction.

Do not let conviction rob you of your compassion.

Today is a great day to overcome evil with good.

“There are just some kind of men who-who're so busy worrying about the next world they've never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

What good is a Christian morality that can’t even agree with Scripture about the wicked act of hoarding wealth?

This is good news, only because we know a trend has officially jumped the shark when the evangelicals start making cheesy Christian ripoffs

Forget all the utilitaristic transactional nonsense, the ideal marriage will always be an endless sleepover with your favourite weirdo in which you make all the nonsense of adulting bearable together, and are each others safe space and home.

Perfectly understandable, and a reasonable response given the weaponization of the afterlife by cheap Sunday afternoon grifters in suits on television.

Honestly theit version of heaven almost sounds worse. That's what broke it for me. You don't have a carrot and a stick. You got two sticks.

This is one of the reasons why the idea of universal reconciliation is so compelling.

The gates of hell are locked from the inside. But if a soul might let go of the anger and hate and evil, they might leave.

(please tell me nobody actually believes this)

Clears throat.

*confidently asserts* well actually Ruth wrote it. That's why it bears her name.

Yeah, sure. Just saying the rest of the world sees.

As a foreigner, I just want you to know we call it the gulf of Mexico and don't give a damn.

Whats he gonna do? Add more tarrifs?

I recall hearing worse.

But that's pretty bad to start with