The Dead Billionaire Jokes Society

I'm all for guillotines, at this point.

Sam Altman has killed orders of magnitude more people than Luigi Mangione.

He rapes children.

He doesn’t care about one of the countless old white dudes around him - or anyone else, for that matter.

#Trump #Krasnov #Epstein

Socialism is what they called public power.

Socialism is what they called social security.

Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.

Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.

—Harry Truman, 1952

You don't let a mass murderer, a serial killer, an infamous sex offender lose on the populace, once you have them in custody. They are expected to commit those crimes again. A one-time offender you might risk, but not repeated offenders. That's how I feel about the guy in our White House right now.

Of *course* guillotines aren't the answer. Guillotines are the question. The answer is, "more! More!! MORE!!!"

Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters

"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."

Jigsaw posting flyers with a groyper Nazi frog, the address of a dead mall, and a caption "ICE recruitment fair MIDNIGHT SATURDAY true patriots only"

50 of the biggest assholes in the city just vanishing without a trace every Saturday

As your president I am requiring all men to put googley eyes on your nutsacks along with little berets

Megazords need lips for kissing!!!

Reader notes: Singal was using kiwi farms to harass trans people, ToS at the time said something about not allowing the coordination of harassment.

Fuckin @aaron.bsky.team chose not to enforce it because you wanted to let trans people feel they’re not welcome here after nov 24. We remember this.

Hey @aaron.bsky.team why is this being allowed? This is extremely clear cut. Why are you so quiet?

hey @aaron.bsky.team your pal is doing death threats here can you please wake the fuck up

If you were unclear as to why Jesse Singal is here, this is the point, this is the bit.

Trans folks made a space, separate from him, his followers, and the harassment they bring.

He is attempting to import those followers and that harassment of trans women here, because it makes content for him.

He's not just unfit to be president, he's unfit to be a human being. He’s unfit to be a carbon based life form. He’s a waste of cytoplasm.

We need to start a go fund me to pay these witches to start cursing a lot more evil people

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.

2 days from publication to *ahem* cancelation.

Correct. They are thieves of working people's labor value, nothing more.

Give us healthcare or we release the bees. And free Luigi.

We just keep bending over for corporations and oligarchs. Look where it is getting us.
Release the Epstein Files.

Free Luigi.

They know the value of stealing it, tho.

"Taking candy from a baby is a valuable life lesson for the baby"

E equals m c squared plus a i

If Ghislaine Maxwell gets work release, I see no reason for Luigi not to get out for a little photo shoot

So release Luigi.

I'm gonna have so much fun watching the perps try to hide in holes in the ground like Saddam did while all of society hunts them down to dispose of them Luigi-style. Release their names, ladies. Let the purge begin.

There’s a Tesla that I see all the time parked on my block with a FREE LUIGI bumper sticker.