Yeah but then I have to potty train them.

Gladys peering upon the peasants with disdain

She demands offerings

Thinking

Mrrowr

Gladys

Excuse me I have that corner of the basement reserved. I think over by the small fridge and cheap standing lamp might be open.

Look I just want to shoot people into the air, slice them up, punch them across the world, then throw a building into them.

So. Basically a new hulk ultimate destruction

Can we not?

Jokes on them I cant do math

I think old church had the wifi but you gotta go a block down for the drugs

Wascawwy wabbit

That would pay off my medical bills and partially some student loans.

Finally

Well we exist. In a void of eternal dread as the world collapses around us and the only saving grace is kittens

I didnt mean it as an insult. Me and my friends and I sarcastically talk darkly about our age and how we are dead inside.

I shouldn't have made a joke like that to a stranger.

I apologize and hope one day you can forgive me.

Im sorry. I'll delete and bug off forever.

It's not funny. It was terrible and I screwed up.

Yup definitely an attempt at humor that only failed miserably. I'll delete it but feel free to save it.

I ll try to be better.

I screwed up. It was a failed attempt at dark humor.

At 37 my eyes are dead inside and I have 3 years left til 40

Welp I fucked up today. Time to go down in shame.

My attempt at a joke was misread.

Sorry

Jerry no

Im only 36 you bastard

Tuxedo furball chill

For me its whatever room Gladys is in.

I hate that we have to pay attention to which government officers are doing which bad things.

But I get why we need to keep track. Lawyers are gonna have one hell of a time when the reckoning comes for these people.

Not ICE. Border Patrol. They’re wearing Border Patrol uniforms with clear Border Patrol patches on them.

There are many videos of ICE officers doing outrageous stuff but a lot of the absolute worst videos are of Border Patrol, who are basically Bovino and Miller’s most aggressive tool right now.

I make a nickel, boss makes a dime, that's why I poop on company time!

He looks like the parent that's going to need to use a walker and refuse to use it no matter what the doctor says until they eat shit.

Looking it up... yeah I actually didn't know they were omnivores. Huh. The more you knowl

Well I learned something today

She looks like she wants to kill someone

I will be mean about this because I work with seniors (no offense I know you're not that old) and one of the main things we deal with is stubborn people not listening to what their doctor said and BAM on the floor hit their head off to the hospital.

Do what the nurse said.

You think you know your own body until you screw it up. It sucks but just be patient. You'll be much better off later on in life.