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@blastprocessing.bsky.social

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Bring back inscrutable security posters

07.10.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 419    ๐Ÿ” 106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
A bunny sits on the branch of a tree at night, sipping tea and looking at the full moon. On the moon, another small bunny is visible, also drinking tea while looking back at the bunny on the tree branch

A bunny sits on the branch of a tree at night, sipping tea and looking at the full moon. On the moon, another small bunny is visible, also drinking tea while looking back at the bunny on the tree branch

Daily bunny no.3100 is just a branch away

07.10.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2096    ๐Ÿ” 617    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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a kiss from ur computer angel ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ

03.10.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 537    ๐Ÿ” 181    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I made a tool that lets you find the treasure in your computer.

It's called Windows Explorer 2

torcado.itch.io/windows-explorer-2

06.10.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1224    ๐Ÿ” 265    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Text of a book reading โ€œWhat is the difference between a Yankee violating the fugitive slave law in the North, and a Southern man violating the law against the African slave trade in the South?โ€

Text of a book reading โ€œWhat is the difference between a Yankee violating the fugitive slave law in the North, and a Southern man violating the law against the African slave trade in the South?โ€

1858 version of โ€œthe wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: โ€˜theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moronโ€™

07.10.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 325    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I don't know who you are
But I, I'm with you ~

#cassandracain #dccomics #batgirl

07.10.2025 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 139    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A week at the knees, Alex Chinneck

07.10.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always liked this bit

07.10.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 228    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday, King, Iโ€™ll never forget the Pepe Le Pew consent scene you never gave us

30.12.2024 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 222    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you

06.10.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2947    ๐Ÿ” 558    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
Two bunnies are having a sleepover, and are playing videogames on their tv late at night. They have sleeping bags. A cat watches the game intently, and a small bunny (their little sister) is flopped over the television, distracting the two gamer bunnies

Two bunnies are having a sleepover, and are playing videogames on their tv late at night. They have sleeping bags. A cat watches the game intently, and a small bunny (their little sister) is flopped over the television, distracting the two gamer bunnies

Daily bunny no.3099 is waiting for a turn

06.10.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1802    ๐Ÿ” 381    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
A copy of a book titled The Texas Israeli War 1999 with a cover that features an Israeli tank squaring off against Comanche warriors.

A copy of a book titled The Texas Israeli War 1999 with a cover that features an Israeli tank squaring off against Comanche warriors.

i think i need a copy of this insane novel

06.10.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1254    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
umineko spoilers

umineko spoilers

#umineko

09.01.2025 09:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 301    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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close ups

25.09.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 127    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Israel accused of detaining Greta Thunberg in infested cell and making her hold flags Activist tells Swedish officials she has been subjected to harsh treatment, including insufficient food and water

โ€œโ€œThey dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,โ€ the Turkish activist Ersinร‡elik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.โ€+

04.10.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6420    ๐Ÿ” 3908    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 218    ๐Ÿ“Œ 533

I think the problem with a lot anti-AI people on here is that they actually believe this very first sentence.

04.10.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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yume 2kki (2007)
midnight manor (staircase)

04.10.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Das wรคre doch eine schรถne Idee fรผr eine 404-Seite, oder nicht?

29.09.2025 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lammy Blows It

26.09.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9456    ๐Ÿ” 2714    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?

IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. Ifโ€”

CHOTINER: And the โ€œrobotโ€ he pilots, thatโ€™s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?

IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.

CHOTINER: Sure.

23.09.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4448    ๐Ÿ” 1082    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50
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before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit

11.10.2023 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5017    ๐Ÿ” 953    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 100    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

in a number of his tech talks, Bryan Cantrill compares Oracle to the nazis. this is widely considered to have been unfair to the nazis.

16.09.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 137    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.09.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10326    ๐Ÿ” 4365    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 232
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1997's prediction for the home of the future. An information furnace and a desktop in every room (via PC Magazine).

17.09.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 257    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
Panel 1: A muscular guy with upturned hair in a tank-top, wearing a gold chain and gold watch. He is raising his left arm to gesture while speaking, head turned up smugly with his eyes closed, and saying "basically, there are 2 TYPES of men."

Panel 2: He puts down his hand and look confidently ahead. He says "ALPHAS, the dominant WINNERS of the world, and BETAS, the losers."

Panel 3: A girl with swirly glasses, messy hair, and a grey oversized sweatshirt has a pink "ita-bag" strapped on her shoulder. She says "What if there was a third type that could get pregnant."

Panel 4: He looks at her, the confidence of his expression wavering slightly, and says "Bro I am so freakin scared of you."

Panel 1: A muscular guy with upturned hair in a tank-top, wearing a gold chain and gold watch. He is raising his left arm to gesture while speaking, head turned up smugly with his eyes closed, and saying "basically, there are 2 TYPES of men." Panel 2: He puts down his hand and look confidently ahead. He says "ALPHAS, the dominant WINNERS of the world, and BETAS, the losers." Panel 3: A girl with swirly glasses, messy hair, and a grey oversized sweatshirt has a pink "ita-bag" strapped on her shoulder. She says "What if there was a third type that could get pregnant." Panel 4: He looks at her, the confidence of his expression wavering slightly, and says "Bro I am so freakin scared of you."

16.09.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13220    ๐Ÿ” 2925    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 113    ๐Ÿ“Œ 74
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Movie: Nintendomination
Created by: Cerium
Uploaded on: January 21st, 2009

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