EDIT: Heβd only be silent if he had a gag in his mouth. π€£
I thought The Onion was about parodies of the truth. π€£ Iβd bet my arse that this is actually true. Understandable, when the true situation is stranger than fiction. π¬ I love The Onion. Youβve gotten me through some tough times. Thank you!! π©·
20.01.2025 16:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I thought The Onion was about parodies of the truth. π€£ Iβd bet my arse that this is actually true. Understandable, when the true situation is stranger than fiction. π¬ I love The Onion. Youβve gotten me through some tough times. Thank you!! π©·
20.01.2025 16:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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18.01.2025 15:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Felon of the united states #FOTUS
Spread far and wide
I have been hearing a lot going around about this new anagram for POTUS.
I really am liking it. #FOTUS
Is the only acceptable anagram for #Felon47 dontcha think?
18.01.2025 01:24 β π 924 π 395 π¬ 75 π 30
Theyβre beautiful!! π
17.01.2025 19:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thatβs so messed up. Heβs gotta jump through hoops to (maybe) get pain relief - which should be bare minimum. And those useless Tylenol are probably $100 per pill. π€¬
17.01.2025 19:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#truth Always such #hypocrisy with the Christian right! #loveislove #trans rights matter!
13.01.2025 19:51 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
You two are so adorable. π₯° Glad you had such a great night out together!
11.01.2025 19:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Girafficorns! Theyβre adorable. π₯°
10.01.2025 22:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Done! My username is βMoving on upβ. π
10.01.2025 22:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Crockett: It was my ancestors that built the White House. If we have been good enough to build this country, we are good enough to serve in other ways. Stop trying to act as if only white men are the ones that are capable because youβre sitting with 3 very capable black women
09.01.2025 03:28 β π 23245 π 4889 π¬ 1273 π 600
In 1850, the California government banned the controlled burning that Indigenous people had been doing for centuries. The practice controlled the forest density, scaled down undergrowth, and promoted fire-resistant species. It reduced the severity, mileage, and overall number of forest fires. 1/5
08.01.2025 19:24 β π 3467 π 841 π¬ 95 π 59
as LA is burning, a swath of the country is recovering from an ice storm, Alabama is preparing for up to 6β of snow and Iβm praying for the TX power grid, a reminder:
we donβt need climate action just for future generations, we need it now.
the climate crisis is here, all around us
09.01.2025 01:00 β π 41657 π 9349 π¬ 771 π 281
Howdy! Itβs so awesome to see you here! π©·
10.01.2025 16:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Joined yesterday and am already loving it here! I sincerely hope bigots find it repugnant here and stay away. π
10.01.2025 16:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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