Patrick

It politics 101: secure your base, cater to them and make sure they feel seen. Fortunately, thanks to their red hats, flags, and bumper stickers, it’s easier than ever for rest of us to spot the criminal pedophiles living among us.

Totally inappropriate word, does not apply at all. Bondi lacks both warmth and depth.

If he comes back on camera, will his Sharpie widow’s peak be joining him?

What the hell is a 60,000 Dow gonna give these guys permission to do? One shudders to think…

so that added another...what, 30 seconds to the remodeling process?

If it was only Trump and the GOP positioned under the tree I'd be a whole lot more comfortable. Unfortunately, there's a ton of people, institutions, and communities poised to be crushed too.

Claro que si!

Got away with it so far...tick tock pedos...your time's coming

Waylon Smithers would take issue with your characterization of what the crowd was saying.

How can I help? Bake sale? Penny drive?

Normally I'd say "most pathetic post so far," or "day ain't over yet" but this will end up on the Mt. Rushmore of pathetic posts. Best case scenario, his honor & sense of self have been so eroded, he isn't aware. Worst case, he knows how pathetic he is, and how he allowed Trump to hollow him out.

The question that’s on everyone’s mind, is how concerned is Susan Collins?

Also, how many Bartles and James (fun umbrella optional) will be fueling Lindsey Graham’s flailing, sweaty response to this later on Fox where he’ll be defending the fat orange guy holding his leash? I’m going with 10.

If it was a staffer, they're considering offers from :
1) TP USA
2) Fox and Friends
3) Movie with Kyle Rittenhouse (kind of a racist/fascist comedy duo thing, coming to a theaters in 2027 thanks to a generous check from Jeff Bezos and Amazon)

What empty, festering rot. How these cowards continue to debase themselves is a remarkable marathon of humiliation. Every single GOP member - even the most allegedly moderate or reasonable - owns this, from a lowly alderman to a senior US senator - they are branded forever with this shame.

Where is Obama? Living in Trump's head, rent free
Where is Obama not? The Epstein files

Is anybody else concerned that Trump will view this cartoon as aspirational? 95% chance he prints it out and hangs it below his framed photo of Putin

The kids from that skit are actively breathing into paper bags to avoid passing out as the light continues to dawn on mom. May want to the have the defib paddles handy, just in case their hearts can't take it.

If you look carefully, you can see where the dog’s balls used to be.

Agreed, would LOVE to see a news story on this

Missed your comment, should have scrolled further down

I need real world context to know how to feel about this. Can some editor please dispatch a reporter to an Iowa diner? Where John Deere hat wearing Rotarians routinely dispense the kind of wisdom that’s in short supply among us coastal elites?

For every Tim Scott he loses with this, he’ll pick up 10 more Botox riddled “Christian” family values women and 20 more F250 driving, AR15 totin’ goateed patriots.

But he hates who they hate, which is way more important

Amen! Well-said!

In ICJ offices across the Hague, phone lines are ringing, emails are cascading and faxes (are they still a thing?) are piling up, as a crime against humanity without precedent comes to light. It is said the survivors of viewings of "Melania" walk the world as empty pale husks, envying the dead.

I for one am looking forward to a nonstop rotation of Lee Greenwood, Kid Rock and Lara Trump at the Kennedy Center. A subscription to the full season comes with free lip fillers for the ladies and viagra for the gents. Form an orderly line please.

The ICE agent took several nerf rounds to the chest, fortunately, they were protected by a tactical under armor t shirt.

This pic is an example of the stunning efficacy of Spanx. Truly miraculous. There’s almost certainly a Bro (known by some as the Manssiere) hard at work too.

They are just so gross. Grasping, bootlicking, and impotently evil, yes - but to me it’s the gross that somehow comes through most clearly.

Cut “goon” and replace with “murder”