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I BEAT THE WORLDS HARDEST POKEMON NUZLOCKE

IT TOOK 1 TRY AND 426 HOURS

29.10.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1012    ๐Ÿ” 78    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

21.10.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6302    ๐Ÿ” 965    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums

Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums

Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums https://theonion.com/nobel-prize-in-medicine-awarded-to-tums/

06.10.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1700    ๐Ÿ” 167    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

"just need more hours in the day" says man who sincerely wishes to play four additional hours of videogames

29.09.2025 06:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 238    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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The intro to Game & Wario shows a world map on Wario's wall. While roughly corresponding to the map of our world, it shows some differences in the shapes of the landmasses. Most concerningly, it appears that in Wario's world, Europe does not exist.

01.09.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2506    ๐Ÿ” 571    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108    ๐Ÿ“Œ 94
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SWHFTTโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธSUNDAYโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
67. Born to Nova forced to Well

31.08.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 252    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

they donโ€™t pay me enough i donโ€™t know what to post man

13.08.2025 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1837    ๐Ÿ” 651    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Hey Paul, you still looking for a fun Warlock build?

11.08.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Badโ€”Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write

28.07.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6622    ๐Ÿ” 966    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

23.07.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13654    ๐Ÿ” 2832    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 161    ๐Ÿ“Œ 166
I Don't Like The Person You Become When You're On The Jumbotron

I Don't Like The Person You Become When You're On The Jumbotron

I Don't Like The Person You Become When You're On The Jumbotron
theonion.com/i-dont-...

19.07.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2296    ๐Ÿ” 165    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
The image is a 4 panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1- A person stands in the bathroom, facing the mirror. "Okay...Let's try to pep talk myself."

Panel 2- THe image is zoomed in, showing the person and their reflection. "Listen. Today is going to be good!"

Panel 3- The reflection responds, "Sure, keep telling yourself that, buddy." 

Panel 4- The person is backed up against the wall in the bathroom in complete shock and fear

The image is a 4 panel black and white comic. Panel 1- A person stands in the bathroom, facing the mirror. "Okay...Let's try to pep talk myself." Panel 2- THe image is zoomed in, showing the person and their reflection. "Listen. Today is going to be good!" Panel 3- The reflection responds, "Sure, keep telling yourself that, buddy." Panel 4- The person is backed up against the wall in the bathroom in complete shock and fear

16.07.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 742    ๐Ÿ” 133    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Yo-Yo Ma Finally Works Up Courage To Tell Parents He Quitting Cello

Yo-Yo Ma Finally Works Up Courage To Tell Parents He Quitting Cello

Yo-Yo Ma Finally Works Up Courage To Tell Parents He Quitting Cello
theonion.com/yo-yo-m...

30.06.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2038    ๐Ÿ” 145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

So im a MSU Spartans fan,

09.06.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sign in the background says New Hope church, God says homosexuality is in. In the foreground there are two men smiling holding the letter s that they've taken from the sign

A sign in the background says New Hope church, God says homosexuality is in. In the foreground there are two men smiling holding the letter s that they've taken from the sign

Happy pride month โค๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

02.06.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50112    ๐Ÿ” 7889    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 537    ๐Ÿ“Œ 306
A illustration of the Pokemon, Eevee as a parody and homage to Andy Warhol's series of Marilyn Monroe silkscreen prints.

A illustration of the Pokemon, Eevee as a parody and homage to Andy Warhol's series of Marilyn Monroe silkscreen prints.

Here's my newest project to celebrate the Year of Eevee! ๐ŸŽจ๐ŸŒŸ

02.05.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 621    ๐Ÿ” 183    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am at peace.

11.05.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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7/7๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

05.05.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Filthy Frank? Don't you mean Joji's Bizarre Adventure?

04.05.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 913    ๐Ÿ” 121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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eated it all

02.05.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 533    ๐Ÿ” 106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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1910:cut...โ€ผโš”๏ธ

#1ๆ—ฅ1ใ‚ฆใƒ‘ใƒผ

23.04.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 207    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got me and my wifes anniverseary mixed up with 9/11 again. in my defense the numbers are kind o f close together. "Im sorry Toots"

11.01.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8178    ๐Ÿ” 553    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 130    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them

21.01.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21603    ๐Ÿ” 1730    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 186    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

16.02.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8115    ๐Ÿ” 1216    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist

15.03.2025 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9730    ๐Ÿ” 887    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 229    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58
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โ–ก โ—˜ โœ•โ—Ž #marathonGame

04.04.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 179    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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1885:RHYTHM WOOPโ€ผ

#1ๆ—ฅ1ใ‚ฆใƒ‘ใƒผ

29.03.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1683    ๐Ÿ” 642    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

the cherry on top of posts that own elon musk is you know he's hopping mad, like yosemite sam looney tunes smoke blowing out of his ears

26.03.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 958    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
After Hooktail attacks the audience in her boss battle in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door,
one or two audience members will be trampled in the stampede of the audience leaving.
These characters will remain lying on the ground, seemingly dead, for the remainder of the battle.
Goombella is standing
on two dead Goombas.
From the regular camera's point of view, these are very difficult to see due to being covered up by the seats.
Since there is a very small chance that Luigi is present in the audience, and an even smaller chance that
he will be the one trampled, there exists an immensely rare unfortunate scenario where Mario and his partner
will be standing on a dead Luigi for the remainder of the battle. Luigi does not recover from this.
Source: Supper Mario Broth, screenshots taken in a GC emulator, game: PM:TTYD (NA, GC)

After Hooktail attacks the audience in her boss battle in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, one or two audience members will be trampled in the stampede of the audience leaving. These characters will remain lying on the ground, seemingly dead, for the remainder of the battle. Goombella is standing on two dead Goombas. From the regular camera's point of view, these are very difficult to see due to being covered up by the seats. Since there is a very small chance that Luigi is present in the audience, and an even smaller chance that he will be the one trampled, there exists an immensely rare unfortunate scenario where Mario and his partner will be standing on a dead Luigi for the remainder of the battle. Luigi does not recover from this. Source: Supper Mario Broth, screenshots taken in a GC emulator, game: PM:TTYD (NA, GC)

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, there exists an immensely rare, extremely unfortunate scenario where Luigi dies in a stampede during the Hooktail battle and Mario spends the rest of the battle standing on Luigi's dead body.

25.03.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2869    ๐Ÿ” 612    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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boondoggle (noun): work or activity that is wasteful or pointless but gives the appearance of having value, just like my 3000 hแต’แต˜สณหข แถฆโฟ แตˆแต‰หขแต—แถฆโฟสธ ยฒ

21.03.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 288    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

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