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GOLO CARALHO!!!!!!! who tf is Juventuuuuuus

shame the brits are no longer involved i mean we could have so much fun laughing at "enlargement package" but oh well

woke up 6am in berlin
had lunch at frankfurt airport
dinner in london 3 hours into my shift
heading home at 4am

and the world series still isn't over!

if you visit the merch stand be nice to my colleagues : D

Biblically accurate baseball

📸 Fotos para no olvidar: regreso a la zona cero de la dana un año después. EL PAÍS muestra cómo han cambiado Letur y los pueblos de Valencia donde se tomaron algunas de las imágenes más icónicas de la tragedia social.elpais.com/j6p4v6

how many laps ago was that? lol

george "i can be rude to my team because i'm just so much faster" russel can't gain anything on a haas. classic prat behaviour once again

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não tenho palavras para o Balsemão porque nunca me pagou os 3 meses de estágio. nem ajuda com os transportes, nem uma senha para almoço na cantina. nada.

Tel Aviv football derby between Hapoel and Maccabi called off after rioting Israeli police make nine arrests, citing ‘disorderly conduct, riots, injured police officers’ and infrastructure damage

Starmer should never have got involved with the decision of the local authorities in Birmingham regarding the Villa match and linking it to anti-semitism was idiotic.

www.theguardian.com/football/202...

ok but did you know that in Portugal people started referring to spatulas as "Salazar" - the name of the fascist dictator - because he would scrape everything. so now when we are cooking we just randomly say "pass me the Salazar". so that woman is on brand honestly

There are stars. There are rock stars. And then there’s whatever supernatural phenomenon that Shohei Ohtani is.

On Friday night, we all witnessed The Greatest Shoh on Earth: http://dlvr.it/TNlZ6b

Aprobórun ne l parlamiento ua lhei a proibir caras tapadas. Quieren acabar cula nuossa cultura. Eheheheheh

chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers y-axis is total bases x-axis is at-bats shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats

Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani

i know it's all supposed to be a game but i now absolutely hate jonathan ross 😂😂

yeah i wasn't surprised so much about the separation (none of my business) but the way he has gone about it publicly and this little tantrum now.... ugh, so silly

aqui critica-se um bocado o protesto por causa disso, muitos que gritam orgulhosamente NO KINGS em relação aos EUA não são capazes de o fazer em relação ao seu próprio rei... eu sei que tem outros significados etc mas não deixa de ser interessante

Lembrei-me logo do tal Rodney Sudário que o Guardian entrevistou a semana passada, e que estava convencido de que o Chega não tinha problema nenhum com os brasileiros.

dude is funny i'll give him that

but sure a white sox fan can't say much about losing can he 🫢

you can't announce to the world you are dating someone, then announce you are engaged, share the wedding, share the honeymoon, announce going on tour with your wife, that song y and z are about her, invite everyone in to your home together on lockdown livestreams... but oh privacy???

frank turner making a post victimizing himself over a year after his then wife announced their apparent divorce making it seem he has been attacked for some reason and saying his privacy must be respected while not allowing comments is............. telling?

D'Angelo 😓 rip to a great one

Cape Verde have qualified for the men’s World Cup for the first time following a 3-0 win against Eswatini.

indeed

oh well! i fell asleep in the 8th i think but probably for the best :(

watching the (long) highlights today i kept thinking how painful it must've been for the fans. but then again i don't care how the cubs do it tonight, so long as they do it 😭 (but game starts at 1am here so hopefully not 15 innings 🙃)

fuck chega and fuck @theguardian.com for always sticking to their perspective when writing about politics in portugal

And making theft illegal would “kill” the thieving industry. Good. Make theft illegal again.