Richard Herring

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RHLSTP 597 - Mark Simmons
Richard @herring1967.bsky.social is back at the Podcast Room where he is chatting with one-liner king, Mark Simmons.
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It disgusts me to have to look at you, but that just makes it more important that you are treated as if you are normal. Stand strong eggheads.

Let’s see how things look at the end of Feb first. Both teams have tough matches. Well done last night- impressive win (for once)

Tough Feb for Dale. If you come through this without a loss I think it’ll be hard to topple you!

Fair play Dale. You’ve fucked Boringwood. Makes a change from scraping a win in injury time! Game on.

I feel last match of the season might decide it.

Make that 2!

Though if BHW lose it’s almost a 2 horse race. Scumthorpe a concern though

That may be the case, but it's more important to me that York progress out of the National League than my comedy career goes well (I truly hope we can both go up, as that would be fair, but that's not how the play-offs work as York know!)

Obviously I have tried. He did seem interested at one point. But I think he's in Australia a lot of the time.

Hoping Borehamwood find their way out of the slight slump they've been in. For one night only.

Just because a few of them are evil idiots. Mostly they are probably almost normal

So much work to do before eggheads get the human rights they deserve.

Hey, thanks for the support when you could afford it. The system is very much that only those who can spare it should pay which is why (nearly) everything is FREE. Genuinely appreciate the support both financial and just enjoying my crap

Saturday Night Live UK. You could do with something like this, I reckon. Let's open negotiations. One million pounds a week. Your move.

Another terrific RHLSTP guest announced in your badger secret area, badgers.

YouTube video by Richard Herring Rich and Ally’s Craven Newsround - Tuesday 3rd February 2026

More Craven Newsround on youtube NOW www.youtube.com/watch?v=njU-...

Very happy to report that both series of Home are now back available on the Channel 4 website. Check it out, now more than ever.

Yes, and he thought it had gone so well.

Took long enough

I found a previous photo, which includes some contestants they had to kick out for baking-cheating

Though this was another secret thing of which I could not speak (though I did tell my mum at Christmas- many months after we recorded it- hope I won't be imprisoned).

It was not. As it was only 3 days I was able to blog around it without mentioning it - the other job took a month and is a bit more hefty!

I did a post on X ages ago that being on there was like drinking in the best pub in town despite knowing the landlord is a pedo. That metaphor has gotten a little bit more on the nose now.

Yup - blood everywhere!

What an amazing experience to be in the Bake Off tent and go eye to eye with Hollywood and make him eat my wares. All for stand up to cancer! Apparently they filmed it too. To find out more about Stand Up To Cancer and how you can donate, visit su2c.org.uk. On TV soon!

Gianni Infantino: Fifa president apologises for comments about British football fans Fifa president Gianni Infantino apologises for controversial comments he made about British football supporters which were criticised by fan groups.

This guy is not in a position to make jokes about anyone www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Why haven't you done a story on Catherine O Hara?

YouTube video by Richard Herring Rich and Ally’s Craven Newsround Special - Sunday 1st February 2026

No Craven Newsround today because we did this special one yesterday www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIXC... But should be back tomorrow, if I can be arsed (been surprisingly arsed so far).

Randrew Andrew Warming Ups

My attempt to popularise the name Randrew Andrew for the artist formerly known as the Duke of Pork richardherring.substack.com/p/randrew-an...
Plus a song to help you remember