Bill Hicks

Works for me

Or.....

There is a third point of view on the gun control issue - those who I refer to as…The Victims….but they remain strangely silent.

It's all about money, not freedom. You think you're free? Try going somewhere without money.

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There never was a war.

A war is where TWO armies are fighting.

I remember Bill Hicks called it The Gulf War Distraction.

Enjoy your Venezuela Distraction, folks.

The world is like a ride in an amusement park and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are.

And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun...for a while.

Happy Birthday Bill

[ON L.A. WEATHER]

They say "Isn't it great, every day, hot and sunny?" What are you, a fucking lizard? Only reptiles feel that way about this kind of weather.

I'm a mammal, I can afford coats, scarves, cappuccino and rosy cheeked women.

It's all about money, not freedom. You think you're free? Try going somewhere without money.

Set up a silly little Bill Hicks quotes account on Twitter years ago before it was a hellhole. It became popular and long story short I ended up being invited to NYC for the premiere of the Bill Hicks movie and meeting his family who I am still in touch with and have met again since. Lovely people.

I hope to go on a work trip with Bill Hicks and Lenny Bruce some day. @billhicksrip.bsky.social @billhicksdotcom.bsky.social @bill-hicks.bsky.social

There is a current trend in the UK to put St George flags and Union Jacks on houses and bridges, I don’t agree with why this. To me being proud of where you come from is celebrating where your parents fucked! @billhicksrip.bsky.social @heisholt.bsky.social can you explain this in Huddersfield?? 😂

At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.

The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...

There is a third point of view on the gun control issue - those who I refer to as…The Victims….but they remain strangely silent.

Nobody ever died for a flag.

They died for freedom....the freedom also to burn the fucking flag, okay.

What a hard sell that must have been for John Major. "John? George Bush. Good. We've got disgruntled masses, gettin' really bored here.

How about a little fireworks? Well, let's look through the Rolodex! Noriega? Nah, got him. Oh here's one: Saddam Hussein! That'll look good.

Yeah, that must have been hard. Two predominantly white nations blowing the shit out of this little brown nation.

Look at the coalition against Iraq. Incredible, that HUUUUUGE coalition, that giant coalition, that included....... England.

Charlie Hodge, ladies and gentlemen, the man that brings me ma scarves an' water...Charlie Hodge.

I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?.......Non-smokers die every day

Only weak men feel threatened by feminism.

Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm.

Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then.

🎟️https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs

#APassionForPassion

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The Payback is out today, and you can buy it wherever books are sold. It comes highly recommended by Publishers Weekly, Booklist, The Boston Globe, Vanity Fair, the LA Times, the NYT, and dozens of people who hang out on this very website.

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

'Rear Entry', Volumes One through Forty?!" Eeeeerrrr, CRASH!

The only guy going through the gates of Heaven with his mom spanking him. Spank! Mom, they were on sale! Spank! Spank! Someone named Manny called. Oh, shitt! Spank! Spank!