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@greasyswede.bsky.social

🇨🇦 Steelworker (36 years)retired.New grandfather. Proud Canadian, sarcastic, constantly pissed off at idiots. Have more power tools than a single person should ever own. The Honey-do list never gets smaller. TRUMP SUCKS. NEVER 51ST STATE.

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Latest posts by greasyswede.bsky.social on Bluesky

He looks like an egg salad, liverwurst, and sauerkraut sandwich that was left out in the sun 🤢🤮

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a man is carrying another man on his shoulders in front of a garbage can that says city ALT: a man is carrying another man on his shoulders in front of a garbage can that says city

You forgot to throw out the rotten mango

09.10.2025 23:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Putting hair on a pile of shit can't change the fact that he's still a pile of shit.

08.10.2025 13:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man eating a sandwich with the words that 's not gonna happen ALT: a man eating a sandwich with the words that 's not gonna happen
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Early onset dementia or just fucking stupid 🤔

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a cartoon man is holding a plunger over a toilet in a bathroom ALT: a cartoon man is holding a plunger over a toilet in a bathroom
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a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man in a suit and tie ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man in a suit and tie
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a bald man with glasses is holding a glass of wine and laughing while saying i see what you did there . ALT: a bald man with glasses is holding a glass of wine and laughing while saying i see what you did there .
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a man in a suit says he 's an idiot netflix ALT: a man in a suit says he 's an idiot netflix
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two men are standing next to each other in a dark room . one man is wearing a red jacket . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a dark room . one man is wearing a red jacket .
07.10.2025 14:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They seriously need to have a safety recall on Russian windows.

07.10.2025 14:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie says what you just said lepoint ALT: a man in a suit and tie says what you just said lepoint

This always applies to the Mango Moron...

06.10.2025 15:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing glasses and a hat is holding a piece of paper ALT: a man wearing glasses and a hat is holding a piece of paper
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a man wearing glasses and a hat is surrounded by numbers and symbols including % & * ALT: a man wearing glasses and a hat is surrounded by numbers and symbols including % & *
06.10.2025 14:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No... it's dating Aaron Rodgers that kills brain cells.

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a man in a suit is playing an ukulele in front of a microphone . ALT: a man in a suit is playing an ukulele in front of a microphone .
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Scott Jennings is a lying sycophantic piece of 💩

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a stick figure of a man with the words " do n't get distracted " on the bottom ALT: a stick figure of a man with the words " do n't get distracted " on the bottom
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