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In a stunning moment of carnal desire, my calculator said “BOOBIE5”

Post from JD Vance that says Everything else-—the CBO score, the proper baseline, the minutiae of the Medicaid policy-is immaterial compared to the ICE money and immigration enforcement provisions.

Oh nothing nothing just the Vice President of the United States saying aloud the truth.

In the MAGA system, cutting people’s healthcare is mere minutiae as long as you can keep up with your mass deportations and fund your concentration camps.

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One
theonion.com/every-t...

according to conservatives on the court, the constitution does not protect your right to your own body but does enable the government to ship you off to a foreign gulag without any hope of return

Before endorsing Andrew Cuomo, I sat him down for a long talk, and we agreed that any future sexual contact he has with interns will be far more consensual.

by Bill Clinton

Looks like somebody just wanted to get in on the sign fun but wasn't into Jesus. I mean, I think a lot of people have thought about it, right?

Wow that is breathtaking. WTF.

Possible to start to tell a unified story: "Trump is personally too old, crazy, and confused to run things, so at any given time the question is which co-president is in charge. At first it was Musk, & we got the crazy chaotic DOGE era. Then Navarro: a trade war that crashed markets. Now Miller..."

It's so funny man we have an insane king being puppeted by his evil advisors. I haven't just seen this movie, I've seen this play

Oh please like she's ever read anything else she has voted on.

This is beautiful.

This is beautiful.

Or go with the South Korean version and get four out of five at minimum.

I think it's easier to understand the current media environment once you understand that a whole bunch of ambitious people are looking at our descent into authoritarian oligarchy and thinking it's a great opportunity to audition as a courtier.

What a beautiful cat! I hope he finds a wonderful person soon.

Diseases are spreading. The CDC isn't warning the public like it was months ago Some of the CDC's main channels for communicating urgent health information to the public have gone silent.

www.npr.org/2025/05/21/n...

Ooooh yum! Only small bites straight, though.

Just started this one and I'm really enjoying it.

Haha same!

Frederick Douglass and Harriet Tubman shown smiling photoshopped in front of a burning plantation

It's not like there aren't plenty of other atrocity sites.

Happy Paperclip Day to everyone celebrating! www.instagram.com/p/DJrK2mAN4ce/

JFC I'm high risk for complications from Covid and I abso don't need this shit. I'm so tired of all these ignorant, incompetent dipshits.

Sure! Take my money!

Yeah that's a coup. And if they try it they should all go to jail for a long, long time.

Read the Judge's straightforward words today as he ordered the release of Rumeysa Ozturk:

"There has been no evidence that has been introduced by the government other than the op-ed. I mean, that literally is the case."

This is America.

eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns