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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

we dunk on the concept of historical and fantasy characters somehow having a perfect understanding of bdsm safety protocols but i think we also need to free ourselves of putting modern terms for gender and sexuality in the mouths of characters who would've never seen a pineapple.

Baldur's Gate 3 fan comic. Elminster delivers grave news to Gale. "You must find the heart of the Absolute and use yourself at the catalyst to burn it from all existence. For your sacrifice you will be redeemed - such is Mystra's promise."

Aldiirn intervenes in front of Gale. "Redemption in death!?" Aldiirn retorts, "Mystra would never make such a demand of her female chosen! I won't let Gale be discarded so callously!" Gale can't help but blush.

"That's right you man-hating hag!!!" Vhaeraun rudely interrupts Mystra's divine tea party with Eilistraee. He continues his taunts, getting right into the goddess's face, "Think you can blow up your used sex toy and kill all my guys!? Get ready 'cause my little egghead is gonna blow it all up in your face!"

"Men's Rights!" Vhaeraun vanishes with a toot and cloud of fart stink. "Eugh!" Mystra plugs her nose and waves the cloud away, "You told me your brother had matured!" Eilistraee buries her head in her hands, "Oh my me he is so embarrassing."

The fight against the matriarchy never ceases! Vhaeraun is really the god of all time, like, he's cool, he's cringe, he's drow men's best hope for equality, and he grants his followers a fart teleport spell. I love him. #art #bg3

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Very good point. If no one is going to face consequences or feel shame for genocide denial and support, then everything else is fair game

as we watch bluesky have yet another full-scale moderation meltdown over whether or not you're allowed to say "rip in piss" about a dead nazi podcaster, i'd like to take a moment to remind everyone who sent us death threats over cohost's moderation that you don't know how fucking good you had it

Artwork "Saturn devouring his son" but with a "I consent!" sticker placed on where the dead body's head would be.

congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment

A lot of my followers and general sphere understands this but it's really important we recognize that even if we don't like some art for personal moral reasons, we need to defend its right to exist. We went from no rape to no cat ears in less than two months. Everyone who warned about this was right

Now that I've made peaceful revolution impossible it's time to sit back and enjoy my wealth and power with no adverse consequences

"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure

Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”

LMAO he literally said your wife was an "affirmative action hire" because black women "do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously" get a fucking grip

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

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This is why I keep reminding everyone to keep calling. They're not backing down, they're doubling down. I know you're tired of seeing it, I am too, but we can't afford to stop. They can't be allowed to get away with it.

Don't stop calling.

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

The King keeps sending his pesky knights to try and arrest me, but no matter! They are no match compared to the might of my SICK ASS WIZARD MAGIC!!!

the dems backing newsom just want a trump of their own. their not-so-ironic worship of him is less a satire of trump & his followers and more an emulation. the glee taken in doing something naughty that you imagine will annoy your enemies is part of the original package too

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

between wplace being zionists and wplace taking the side of a streamer who doxxed a trans woman and removing said trans woman as a moderator i think we probably should not be using it anymore heads up

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very cool to live in a shithole country where people like me get thrown under the bus every day so (checks notes) nothing ever has to change

when the election is a month away, these guys say well hey, it's too late now, hold your nose & vote for the lesser of two evils. but when it's three years away, you have three years to get the fuck over it, apparently

Waterdeep Dragon Heist villains 🌸☀️🍁❄️

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civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

I’m in my shiny era and Jarlaxle is too