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Trev: Scary Orson Welles

@drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social

High functioning moron

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I think if we got Pope Bob in a room with Trump right now some pretty incredible things could happen

07.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 617    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 6

I could see a GOP controlled Congress refusing to count and confirm the electoral votes in '29

07.10.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beyond this taxonomy, probably the only other popular historical/apologetical term that absolutely kills me and makes me want to pull all my hair out one by one, is "The Undivided Church of the First Millennium," because Daffy Duck is more real, factually based and useful a concept than that

07.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this would fix me

07.10.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Since when is Will Arnett Canadian?

07.10.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We never* do cereal breakfasts for our kids for this reason

*sometimes I’m super lazy, have no eggs, made oatmeal the day before, and have a buttload of milk

07.10.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of clanking glasses, try sure we made people sing if they wanted us to kiss

It really limited that, plus made people embarrass themselves

06.10.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever I hear the name Bad Bunny I think of Kevin Harts character Bigg Bunny in Fools Gold

06.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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omfg

06.10.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is my mental health good? No. But am I at least achieving all of my basic responsibilities? Also no? Well at least I have a respite to look forward to?

06.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPope Prevost” gets the small brain because of all the trads who used β€œPope Bergoglio” as an obvious dig at him though they denied it

06.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
06.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Worst resist meme is that β€œevil ages you”

06.10.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Game Over instead of Final really sells it

06.10.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Travis

(After Brendan the Navigator/Traveller)

06.10.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the idea is they look like β€œtroubled youths” or people β€œup to no good”

06.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The required setting was turned off…again

06.10.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought I was writing alt text lmao

06.10.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Screenshot of a Instagram Reel, outdoor scene on a road, caption reads β€œPunks are good people disguised as bad people and hippies are bad people disguised as good people”

06.10.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
A randomly generated meme

A randomly generated meme

05.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

This is one of the things I noticed too

Of the few options of understanding those who support the ice raids and detentions none are flattering

05.10.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's not a very nice way to refer to London museums

05.10.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2457    πŸ” 827    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4

No this is a psyop.

(It's also something that happens to some people who hit that age and feel empty inside. The Gen-Xers who told millennials this 10 years ago were the age she is now.)

05.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pumpkin Spice Meadow Jumping Mouse

05.10.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watch Your Step
D.P. Brown
2025

04.10.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Wave as you pass my town

(Im hella jealous)

04.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Untitled (building a fire)
Allen Sapp ~ Cree
c. 2000

04.10.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of them, or just Fr Elijah?

04.10.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wait its β€œA Landscape with Dragons: The Battle for Your Child's Mind” about how all media, even ones that are supposedly imbued with ideals or virtue and good vs evil (eg Star Wars) are fully evil

04.10.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Real trads would have read Michael O’Brien’a There Be Dragons and already think Disney is satanic or something

04.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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