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Stranger Things kids in Fortnite

nah son these are the most NPC looking Fortnite skins they want actual money for 😭

yeah she’s always so thankful. I had to help her with it earlier. big long cuddle and hair tugging 🤣 I wish I could experience the sensation but no hair kinda ruins that for me 😭 there has to be a name for it though

have you ever noticed how the cop in home alone is the exact same actor as the burglar? wtf bro

that’s so wild you said that because I do this exact thing with my wife’s hair. she likes it for the same reason - easing tension, but also because she had Bell’s palsy a few years ago that never fully healed, and that causes her a lot of pain in the back of her head during certain actions

someone posted the top eyes yesterday, and then I edited (no ai) to give it an unsettling vibe but with humour in text

I love making memes

“for every Phillipou brothers who offer freshness and excellence with their horror, we will have dozens of Stuckmanns - just a fan with a kickstarter”

do you think they’ll ask for my quote to be on the blu-ray sleeve?

#ShelbyOaks 📽️ #HorrorSky

That would actually be pretty dope lol

man looking perplexed: “well, that’s great. That’s just fuckin’ great, man”

“Now what the fuck are we supposed to do?”

logging on

you start your 7th boycott of the week because of a CEO and company supporting human right violations and unethical practices, only to realise you have now run out of alternatives

so much room for activities

gfox. be ☠️
foxy . starts . quest 👍🏻

I’ve had to change my handle to something random because it was an invalid handle. now it says it doesn’t exist 🤣🤣 I’ll give it 24 hours. But at least I have the link now, so thanks again

Thank you

lol I have an invalid handle. anyone got the link for custom Bluesky handles please? my domain ran out and I’m not renewing it

a small wheel and its fixture which has rusted and pulled away from the metal frame. It has been likened to a scene in the horror movie called Hostel, where a man had his Achilles heel severed, and when he stood up to walk it snapped open just like this rusty fixture

HOSTEL (2005)

Sauron had it right with the idea for the one ring’s power to force him to self-combust if he is separated from the ring. he just needed to hedge his bets and make bank by using his smithing skills to forge, and mass-produce, wedding rings which make the wearer self-combust when removed! how has that poor financial decision affected his children’s future? no cash, no land, no army! working in the local Orcish restaurant struggling to make ends meet. he could’ve prevented this.

the box case for the Lord of Rings 4K extended edition held up in front of a Christmas tree

it’s been too long… *whispers* “for Frodo”

me, weed, 2 boxes of cereal, and the marathon of the 4K extended editions of The Lord of the Rings, against the world…

Your time will come
You will face the same Evil
and you will defeat it

Thank you

I’ve heard enough, it’s true, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not… The Devil Wears Prada are the most consistently excellent band on the planet #MetalSky

I absolutely love it! It’s perfect. It’s the complete opposite of a spoiler and that makes me very happy

Wave by The Devil Wears Prada 🎤

sorry I’m not beautiful 😭😭🤣

A jealous man looks at woman who is coveting another man

It’s the best I could do on my phone 🤣

man looking at camera while wearing a woolly hat. He looks tired, high, content.

HIGH 💨

👐🏻

I’d never not be really nice to you. Forever is along time though. I’ve already been around 300 years. Can we compromise on time commitment?

I might have to report this trauma inducing information 🤣🤣

therapy is nice
but weed is faster and cheaper

I’m becoming that way. I secrete a pheromone that dulls their senses, an aura that relaxes, an assured presence. we become one for a split moment in time, fox and spider, together as one being. SPIDER-FOX

a man laid on a pillow, smiling

I’m proud of you I’m proud because… you are always there for those that need help; even when struggling you show up. even when struggling, and they vanish, you still help others, all while dealing with your own pain without help even through the tears, self-worth issues, and anxiety, you still put a smile on your face and help others You should be proud of you The world is lucky to have your light We need more like you Please though, take time for YOU. You are worth more than you think

#monochromemonday
please read that note. it’s for you.
bluesky character limit be damned

Thank you