H2-0 @ CoN[F]unk

finding out your game got nominated by The Game Awards in the group chat with other folks who got laid off is… just so painfully 2025

You have an entire month to get the black mold out of your system and make the dream a reality

The tokuedits side of tik tok is pure fire

Tabby next stream:

So for everyone who followed me because I looked really pretty on TGA red carpet, here's the silent hill circumcision video

Not only can you not romance the bat, you cant romance the himbo giant golem with a heart of gold either

Tell your cat I said pspspspsp

Real

Imagine being all "Well Bill Clinton's in the files too!" and having normal people just kinda shrug in response like "Ok then, arrest him too" then it turns out the latest Epstein leaks indicate that might not even be true

It has been a *wild* news week

Is hotter possible?

Nah, Denji bout a different type of action.

But also same action.

Tabby noodle-diet™️ is acutaine approved

Cant do that. I already read Berserk.

Sorry, im trying to be better about my mental health

Translation: A lot of the mechanics n shit in Starfield was gonna be in Elder Scrolls 6 and people hated Starfield so I had to start over

I thought you were already a legend

You should k*ll men about it

You could buy assless majima AND a bunch of Tenna merch with that money

No fear
Hopeless romantic in this dying world
1 fear

Sarah. What we said about looking at Oscar Isaac for too long?

Holy shit, an actual hot take from Tabby. World must be ending.

You know thanksgiving still hasnt happened

@sailortabbycat.bsky.social since it's your favorite holiday

So happy for you!

LFG!!

Let's gooooo! (I say as a 11-year holder of ministry credentials)

猫とエステとヘッドスパのお店　おいとま
(Head spa Oitoma)
Address: Niigata city, Japan

There's one place in Japan that lets a cat sleep on your stomach while you get a head massage

Medical Bill just said "This is to help you so you cant buy more Tenna"