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Microsoft AI CEO: 'Most, if not all' white-collar tasks can be replaced by AI within 12-18 months Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.

M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months

So apparently we know what is in souls now? And… it is Markdown? Bad times, metaphysically.

Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash Flock off

Turns out public outrage matters.

still deeply weird to me to generate text with a graphics card. Like, I get it, but it just *feels* like the wrong tool for the job.

AI-upgraded Notepad now exposes Windows users to critical exploit A critical remote code execution vulnerability found in the AI-upgraded Windows 11 Notepad has fueled renewed criticism of Microsoft's forced AI feature creep.

love that hacking is now (checks notes) "tell a computer to rob a bank in a text file" cybernews.com/security/win...

Every time the price of bitcoin drops again, you can ask yourself these two questions:

1) like rain, why doesn't it drop a little more
2) like a cat, how did it get up there in the first place

FAQs for This Weekend’s Bad Bunny Concert Featuring Football What time is kickoff? The Bad Bunny concert kicks off around 8:00 or 8:30 p.m., but there will be pre-concert entertainment starting at 6:30 p.m. f...

Q: Why will football be featured during the Bad Bunny concert?*

A: The Bad Bunny concert is fantastic exposure for the NFL and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to put the game of American football in front of fans of the biggest musical artist in the world.

Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look

If you're a Ruby dev especially, go grab something! graceful.dev

Ah yes, Spain, famously English-speaking. 😆

One thing I wanted to do this year was find more community, and more joy in social stuff. So I joined a pinball league!

One thing I didn't plan for here was that I'm *really bad* at pinball. 😆

the japanese word for egg is tamago, which can be literally translated as Orb Child

A reminder — there are *millions* of social sites on the internet, like Storygraph for your reading and Ravelry for your knitting, etc. It’s only the biggest, run by the extremist fascists, that do these terrible things. Don’t define the internet by a handful of apps run by 5 sociopaths.

80% of all nfl coaches / coaching candidates are named Mike McMacMikeMichael

I wish this too would pass sooner

I regret to inform you that you are now on a bus to Maryland

In a country THAT Catholic and West African syncretic, y'all gonna go out into the streets, protest *For* Bolsonaro, and get literally struck by Actual Lightning???

Change your life; change it right now.

I don't want to live in a world where we forget how to be kind to each other and that seems to be the goal of those who want to control us.

I know it’s controversial but I will always side with “why should we change the idealistic symbols, they’re the ones who suck.”

Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."

*frantically googling*

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Yes, collectively it's called the "Beasts of Burden Suite." It's six games. Donkey Kong is the flagship. Then Reindeer Kong. Hm? Yes, not actually a reindeer. Then Mule Kong, then Lllama Kong. Also monkeys, yes. Then Bactrian Camel Kong. That's correct, also monkey. Then Elephant Kong. Yes I'll hold

Tried gochujang for the first time today. Gonna be putting this on everything now tyvm

While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →

Surprise $5M gift will grant some St. Charles Community College students a free 4-year degree A new scholarship—backed by a nearly $5 million donation—will allow St. Charles Community College graduates to go on to obtain degrees at four-year colleges, potentially providing opportunities to stu...

The gift is the largest in the college’s history.

The world is terrible but the kids (of St. Paul, MN) are alright.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

saaaaame

“As the prophecy foretold, your car will be ready for pickup Monday through Friday 7am to …”