Matthew Glidden

A grey and white house with a white slatted fence along its front sidewalk. There are two pumpkins and one trash container outside. Several windows covered by plastic wrap and pink tape, indicating its status as an asbestos removal site.

I thought our house had appropriately spooky seasonal decor, until the next door house put out two 🎃 ...and an asbestos removal team

Pale man with beard and glasses holding the book "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut. A brown tabby cat looks on from its perch above.

Reading to our new furry boi, Cat Vonnegut, Jr.

100%

A beautiful landscape view of downtown Amsterdam along a canal on a sunny day

A small boat designed to look like the Nintendo switch, floating in a canal

A small boat painted like the General Lee from the TV show The Dukes of Hazzard, floating in a canal

The Amsterdam canals are beautiful but I’m not sure what its residents are up to

Nutella jar that shows a countryside in Northumberland UK

Public walkway in Leamington Spa that shows artistic color palettes relevant to local areas

Pale bearded man standing next to an art panel that shows the Atari figure for E.T. The extra terrestrial

Water reflection at night that shows a terrace restaurant lit in yellow and purple

Leamington Spa UK highlights

Black dog relaxing next to a high ocean cliff

Harbor seal relaxing in a boat marina dock

Blonde woman looking through binoculars while helming a sail boat

Pale man in a baseball cap looking at the camera from the deck of a sailboat

Many ocean things today

YouTube video by Trevor Horn Frankie Goes to Hollywood ft. Steve Howe - Welcome to the Pleasuredome (Produced by Trevor Horn)

if people ask where to find emotion, i find a good negroni and FGtH WttPd are what it takes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R8B...

as the comment says, "as long as these songs are, i promise you they are not long enough"

i got a degree in japanese because of anime so am inventing a time machine to go back and block/report this guy, how dare he

Wet Leg reminds you to love each other, enjoy concert bubbles, and also never skip squat day

Pale man wearing glasses who's standing next to a small mounted photo of the character Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks.

Attending @brattletheatre.bsky.social big screen shows for Twin Peaks the Return? Remember to pay respect to their (forever) concession stand employee of the month. brattlefilm.org/film-series/...

Slanted house roof with two areas that need repair circled in white

Also no longer willing to risk life and limb repairing my slanted roof, so called in a bro named John to do it; what’s the government office for turning in my bro card

A pale hand holding the end of a coaxial cable

Hunted through both boxes of "spare cables" and no long have an extra one of these, marking the end of my usefulness as a man

Cardboard box labeled "shoe shine sponge" that shows a pale man getting sprayed in the face by a jet of water, sharply contradicting what you might expect from a shoe shine product

so does it just shoot right out when i open the lid or...

Hand holding the cover of the DVD for The Princess Bride

Inside of the DVD case, which shows the disc is The Princess Diaries

Not sure what emotions I’m feeling from this random cover/disc combo

A black cat with a bright light above its head

A grey cat whose face is half obscured by a water bottle

A grey cat illuminated by a pink lamp

A black cat looking with a skeptical eye on a breakfast plate of eggs and toast

Cats of Chicago

Two pale men wearing gamer-related shirts with text on them. Read together, they say "I went to the AbleGamers Charity booth and all I got was Jeff Goldblum."

Sources tell me that @xaiax.net has made it around the sun again! and something tells me he still has this shirt somewhere

An apple tree laden with green apples

Two people carrying home hard cider on cans

Our apple tree is laden but some people are too impatient for home fermentation

So this phrase “able-bodied” has clearly been on the most recent list of R talking points. It comes from the first round of English labor laws, which were instituted after the Black Death.

A mini medieval story time!

A pale woman in a black bikini poses with crossed legs against a railing with a large, mirrored skyscraper in the background

A classic stone statue of a youthful character wearing a horned cap and staff with crossed snakes. He's posed with one leg placed forward.

I can confirm @trainersunny617.bsky.social knows all the classic poses for summer

Shout out to Marvel movies for subtitling glasses-wearing Hulk as “Smart Hulk.” Looks like “Near-sighted Hulk” died in the audience focus group.

Blonde hair being whipped up and over

A copious amount of blonde hair

Me: wow, glad I hit the barber before this heat wave

S.O.: I WHIP MY HAAAAAAAIR

A tall, frosty glass of Schooner’s sarsaparilla

The season for my favorite soda is back #sodaseason

A wedding couple singing together. The groom holds a bright pastel flower bouquet.

A wedding couple dancing together outside. The bride wears a flower coronet and the groom's in a tan suit.

My brother got married yesterday to a charmer who loves to sing with him and emits nothing but good vibes. They are my personal timeline cleanse.

I'm so scared of cities. All those buildings so close to each other. You can go to the movie theater and a restaurant and the park while walking, in defiance of God. There are people you haven't met before. Sometimes there's a dog in a jacket

A pale man wearing glasses holds a beer that has a far too large head. He seems nonplussed by this.

“Ladies and gentleman, The Weekend” @kaboobi.com

Blonde woman wearing a green top and race medal standing next to a fundraising banner reading "Upper Valley Haven" and pale man in black jacket and sunglasses.

Smiling blonde woman sitting in a stuffed chair holding up a race medal and newspaper that promises coverage of the Covered Bridges Half Marathon that she just finished in Vermont.

Blonde woman wearing a blue top and miming sleep on an art museum bench.

How @trainersunny617.bsky.social felt 1 min, 1 hour, and 1 afternoon after her half marathon today

That's what I'm talking about right there

At the start of this Pride Month, I am open to something Campy

When life gives you blind lemons

He was the best chonk we saw all week