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@crystalosaurus.bsky.social

Screenwriter, baker of treats, petter of dogs, player of video games, reader of books ๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿช๐Ÿง๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™

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The Shining meme but the axe is a microphone and Jack Torrence is replaced by sparkly holiday Mariah Carey

The Shining meme but the axe is a microphone and Jack Torrence is replaced by sparkly holiday Mariah Carey

heeeeere's Carey!

03.11.2025 06:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 335    ๐Ÿ” 80    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

having Mr Beast and Elon Musk battle in the Thunderdome may not fix everything wrong with this country, but it would be a step in the right direction

10.09.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
A stylized painting of someone masturbating, but with multiple fake pop-ups blocking parts of their body. The popups read: "Sorry, this content is not approved for viewing." "Please prove to your holy governing body that you are a law-abiding citizen of legal age to continue thirdpartyIDverification.trustusbro.org" and "Reasons for restriction: Lack of artistic merit, obscene content, depiction of gross indulgence, not christian". To the side, there is a cursor with ?! beside it in a speech bubble.

A stylized painting of someone masturbating, but with multiple fake pop-ups blocking parts of their body. The popups read: "Sorry, this content is not approved for viewing." "Please prove to your holy governing body that you are a law-abiding citizen of legal age to continue thirdpartyIDverification.trustusbro.org" and "Reasons for restriction: Lack of artistic merit, obscene content, depiction of gross indulgence, not christian". To the side, there is a cursor with ?! beside it in a speech bubble.

trust us bro
#myart #nudity #censorship

17.08.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6451    ๐Ÿ” 3120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
blue and green watercolor brain image with text; No AI, only brain

blue and green watercolor brain image with text; No AI, only brain

blue watercolor brain image with text: No chatgpt only brain

blue watercolor brain image with text: No chatgpt only brain

New work, anti-AI artwork in watercolor. Handpainted, one of each artologica.etsy.com

19.08.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 377    ๐Ÿ” 123    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

The more complex my thoughts get, the worst my grammar get

10.08.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What Are My Rights During an ICE Raid? Immigration law can be tricky, but here's what you should know.

Dealing with law enforcement can be stressful, so itโ€™s important to know your rights before youโ€™re face-to-face with ICE agents. While thereโ€™s never any guarantee that law enforcement officers will follow the law, hereโ€™s what they can and canโ€™t legally do to you and what you can legally demand. โฌ‡๏ธ

05.08.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2041    ๐Ÿ” 1130    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 81

I found her gofundme! She's already raised 41.5k of her 45k goal for gas, vehicle maintenance, phone/internet costs (for posting the videos), food and supply drives for the community, and emergency funds in case she gets into legal trouble:

02.08.2025 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4010    ๐Ÿ” 2293    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
Meme of a Caucasian hand holding a black button that says โ€œ the only dangerous minority is the richโ€ against a background of a white wall and some plants

Meme of a Caucasian hand holding a black button that says โ€œ the only dangerous minority is the richโ€ against a background of a white wall and some plants

The only dangerous minority is the rich

02.07.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 857    ๐Ÿ” 208    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Hershey is a brown goat with white spots and blue eyes. He is sitting at a picnic table and looking at you, smiling.

Hershey is a brown goat with white spots and blue eyes. He is sitting at a picnic table and looking at you, smiling.

Hershey says hey.

19.06.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 301    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Me: i'll have the eggs Cumberbatch please

Server: *winks* it's Benedict btw

Me: *winks* i'll have the the eggs Cumberbatch please Benedict

14.04.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 573    ๐Ÿ” 127    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Post image 15.04.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4818    ๐Ÿ” 979    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

Itโ€™s too early in the day for me to lose my mind over this man LMAO but Iโ€™ll do it anyway!!!

10.04.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always like when things are up for interpretation but that third oneโ€ฆ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

10.04.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hamburger helps those who hamburger help themselves

10.04.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is making a funny face while wearing a black shirt and a chain around his neck . ALT: a man is making a funny face while wearing a black shirt and a chain around his neck .
10.04.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will make this place the new tumblr so help me god

09.04.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am always saying "i am always saying this" because i love to lie

08.04.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You wanna French kiss? Girl, the tariffs

09.04.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 267    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

so diverse the way heโ€™s coming for gamers and drivers

05.04.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hands Off Protest in the Boston Common

05.04.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13559    ๐Ÿ” 2925    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 170    ๐Ÿ“Œ 223

dick sucking factory closing down bc of tariffs, end of an era
๐Ÿ˜ช

03.04.2025 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 534    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
TheQuartering on twitter posting:

"You do NOT need the new iPad
You do NOT need the new Cell Phone
You do NOT need the new video game console

You WANT them

There is a big difference and if you look at the people whining about the tariffs I challenge you to ask them how their lives have been affected in any way

TheQuartering on twitter posting: "You do NOT need the new iPad You do NOT need the new Cell Phone You do NOT need the new video game console You WANT them There is a big difference and if you look at the people whining about the tariffs I challenge you to ask them how their lives have been affected in any way

If this was happening in another country they'd call this communism and proof of their lack of freedom

05.04.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 430    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
diagram of maslow's hierarchy of needs, a triangle with a top section of self fulfillment needs, mid section labeled psychological needs, and at the base, basic needs. the text of the pyramid has been removed and it says "cheese" across the whole thing

diagram of maslow's hierarchy of needs, a triangle with a top section of self fulfillment needs, mid section labeled psychological needs, and at the base, basic needs. the text of the pyramid has been removed and it says "cheese" across the whole thing

27.11.2024 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 226    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

with May being just around the corner and the southeast already suffering from being under-warned in the last week from major tornadoes makes this so ominous i can't even begin to explain

People are going to die.

04.04.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nintendo naming Trumpโ€™s tariffs specifically here rules and I hope starts to radicalize at least a few people.

Silly that this could be what does it, but hey itโ€™s America baby. We love our cheap toys more than food or medicine.

04.04.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 800    ๐Ÿ” 232    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Let the switch 2 prices radicalize you

04.04.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 297    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Running penguin brandishing a sword

Running penguin brandishing a sword

The penguins react to tariffs

03.04.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5167    ๐Ÿ” 685    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 128    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57

I don't like how the world is currently being run by tech bros who had their minds blown by 'god spelled backwards is dog' and never evolved beyond that point

03.04.2025 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 247    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Holding my Nintendo Switch in my arms and telling it that it is always going to be a Super Nintendo Switch to me- no matter what it's official branding ended up being

02.04.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 251    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
The uwu police

The uwu police

ACAB includes the uwu police

29.03.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4381    ๐Ÿ” 565    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

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