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I keep seeing ads for hair-loss treatment.

You'd think that tHe AlGoRIthM could also check my profile picture....

02.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was about to say if you leave them in long enough, three people will come out.

29.01.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do love a Jimny. Nearly bought one before opting for the Up instead.

I realise this is the car-owner's "I could have made it in the NFL. Watch me throw a football over them mountains"...

29.01.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cinders and ashes!

28.01.2026 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I tell Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.

27.01.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anthony Kiedis from RHCP is still a free man...

27.01.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, apart from that one New Yorker...

26.01.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Surely it should be Cher...

25.01.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or have them run more frequently...

23.01.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I suspect it's an archeologists dream to be discovered 500 years later...

22.01.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You've just got to rise above it and be the bigger person. Or at the very least, let it go over your head.

21.01.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[citation needed]

16.01.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this like the no true Scotsman fallacy? Only the men that you see wearing camo look like twats because the ones you don't see don't look like twats?

16.01.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

crazy to think how i struggle to ask for any kind of help but the president of the united states asks "can i have your nobel peace prize?"

16.01.2026 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 11044    πŸ” 1301    πŸ’¬ 302    πŸ“Œ 56
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Never forget the best Wikipedia edit...

16.01.2026 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My eldest is a vegetarian, and a picky eater. I really enjoy buying the products marketed towards gym-bros where the word 'protein' is the largest thing on the packaging, that's aimed at triangular dudes named "Ste" who spend hours in the gym. She's a 9 year old ballerina.

13.01.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How you use Duolingo is the difference. Don't blast through a lesson in super-fast time, think about each sentence and how you could use it yourself. Consider forming that sentence to realistic scenarios in your life, and use it instead of your native tongue.

12.01.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think my cereal was spiked.

10.01.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a pub chain in the UK that used to serve a sharing platter (BBQ wings, goujons, etc)... All in prime numbers, but apparently _I'm the loser_ for pointing this out.

Still, it's easy to divide by one.

09.01.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's just relieved you're not going to realise she's been faking something else...

08.01.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's also great fun to work next to him while he's using it.

...typing... typing...

Shhh

Pop

Shhh

Typing....

"Huh, cool."

Typing.

06.01.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Flexbox cheat sheet is a perfect example of properly explaining a concept with zero fat on it. No filler, no fluff, no "This recipe is just like Granny used to bake".

06.01.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait till you find out the whole film was an allegory for being trans...

04.01.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So what you're saying is you can be even more decadent next year? There's headroom in this equation...

04.01.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.01.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The kids' Christmas chocolate is fair game by now, surely?

03.01.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep us posted.

31.12.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favourite takeaway on repair culture is from Eoin Reardon, while restoring a hand plane he said "With good tools, they're not mine, it's just my turn with them".

28.12.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Far fewer Nazis here though...

26.12.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like YouTube channels like Oversimplified are a good example of this. Daily/Weekly upload schedule? Pfft, sometimes you're lucky if it's annual, but it'll be worth the wait!

24.12.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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