I once scooped instant coffee into a cereal bowl in a similar state of sleepy stupor. Part of me wonders if I was about to discover some magical fusion of shreddies and coffee.

Volunteer for suicide prevention charity here: I'll keep going, you find a government willing to back-dated my hours, and I'll give you half...

"Hey Siri; what's half of zero?"

My thoughts and prayers are with Frank Ilett at this time.

Just have a quick think about parents who get fooled by the antivax lies...

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It's funny when they start referring to you using the pet names you and your partner have for each other.

"Good luck on your bungee jump. You'd better have this jpeg. X"

This is exactly why I run with my hair flowing free.

You're concerned?

Why?

Your own reply mentioned queuing, now you're switching to fast moving traffic?

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Extra from the AA if you're still not clear.

Rule 134
[Truncated for character limit] merge in turn is recommended but only if safe and appropriate when vehicles are travelling at a very low speed, e.g. when approaching road works or a road traffic incident. It is not recommended at high speed.

Why?

.....Why?

.............Why?

"Listen here, I love that you're curious, kiddo, but I need to lie down in a dark room for a bit."

...

...

Why?

I don't, I'm afraid. Does that mean instead of Hope I live in fear?

There's literally a highway code that says this is the correct thing to do. I understand that queueing is one of the core British values, but there's an instruction manual on how to do it....

Wanting to cure autism is like wanting to cure freckles, or cure belly buttons, or cure disliking cilantro.

It is not the fault of autistic people that society has arranged itself in a way that doesn’t account for their needs.

An absolute middle-finger to the visually impaired.

You could have stopped this at 9 words. #gothlife 😁

* All time cumulative focus
* Amount of times I've gone to do something and been talked out of it by the magic knitting bean

Was that the noise of a resident's bum squeaking?

Burger king fries are vastly superior.

20-20-20

Every 20 minutes, spend 20 seconds looking 20 meters away.

If that also means going outside, all the better.

_cake_

@hankgreen.bsky.social Hank's Productivity/Focus app is great if, instead of procrastinating on social media, you'd like to procrastinate while looking at a knitting bean's arse, while listening to some pleasant music.

10/10

adding `-ai` to every google search to avoid the absolute madness spouted by their weird lil shufflecunt robot

Please provide steps to reproduce.

You missed the bit where it gets thrown like a rugby ball through your neighbours front window and declared "Parcel was handed to resident"

If neither of them is samwhom.dev I'll be sorely disappointed.

*Garet