mofbubble 🏳️‍⚧️

holy shiiiiiiiittttt

Where are you from? 2026 What I mean your location What is your location? Yes Do you have cash app or PayPal or chime I have all of those Okay I forgot another piece of information Okay What is your PayPal, chime or cashapp? I'm pregnant from a dog What Don't you understand me

Are you playing me here? Did you send the money yet I don't because you don't send me correct information to send money there 1 am on Paypal Okay What is your PayPal? paypal.com 0mg Don't you understand me it's for the baby Ok What is your PayPal name Paypal

a variant of “everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about” is “sometimes a coworker is nodding and listening on the walk to coffee while responding to dm scams”

nuh uh, am too powerful

i amm going to eat the charcoal nuggets you can't stop me

omg that me...

you understand that youre dipshits right

i mostly meant the population as a whole but halley has definitely called me similar things

you can't spell sadie without mof

sorry to ask again but we really need help, my gf has to take a lyft to and from work tomorrow and we have nothing to pay for that, thank you if u can help and it’s ok if you can’t but i’d appreciate just a repost venmo.com/u/ellieannee

you can't spell oomf without mof

bestie.... no....

but..... water does taste good...

a harrowing thought.... i shudder at the idea..

opera o and gold ship post race convo. I think they could have a long happy marriage #umamusume

they call me gay mofbubble

now that they added drafts i can write things and then never post them ever with more efficiency

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

i forgot how to post

every xenoblade 1 cutscene

Special week's two moms :D #Umamusume

me rn

i do not "make friends", I ANNOY people until they LIKE me. and if they don't, I KILL MYSELF

(you don't need a switch 2 she's stupid)

when tomodachi life goes woke... non-believers, represented by angie mii: It isn't a myth? OMG! Homodachi Life you are real! believers, represented by anne and alice miis: Homodachi Life! We were waiting for you!

i don't have a switch 2 though....

NEW TOMODACHI LIFE IS WOKE!!!!!! YEAHHHH

Reaching into my aquarium to fix the filter and getting bit* YEOUCHHHHH
My regretful and apologetic goldfish:

This Postman Situation is CONCERNING

i saw someone say they think silk moths are cuter than puppies.... where does that leave me....