bus

correctly rated but under appreciated is where i stand

just took the turkey out of the freezer

while on the other side of the sox spectrum, i’m numb to ownership saying they’re gonna go win and then not do anything or do something completely baffling. what they’re doing in chicago is downright malicious.

The Dodgers are my favorite team because they’re making all these other billionaires look like the cheap, pathetic chumps they are

there’s gonna be a lot of complaining from the peanut gallery about how it isn’t fair or they’re deferring all the cash or whatever, but if you’re complaining, your team has failed to build that reputation in recent years. simple as that. quit yer bitchin. show some hustle

sure, snell signed to the dodgers but why wouldn’t you? a winning team with capital S superstar players that have the ability of maintaining and revitalizing talent? not even thinking about the money i take that deal

if it was up to me i’d have animal well win best indie and balatro take the goty crown. i know it doesn’t make sense at all and i don’t care

as much as i would absolutely adore to see mike tyson turn jake pauls brain to scrambled eggs, it’s gonna be the most rigged fight ever and im already disappointed

fuck my stupid chungus life has been going triple platinum in my circle

come on man

once again my genius high brow comedy goes unnoticed

hawk bluah skeet on that thang

yeah this app’s alright but it needs more hawk tuah

u can call them skeeyeets

wow it’s nice to open an app and not get existential dread immediately