Dianna

R@pe isn't very common in prisons anymore. What actually occurs is quite a bit creepier.

More of that violent rhetoric from the left, right?

I can't go because I have plans in Canada. I kind of wish it was to set up residency, but I'll be back to resist with y'all another day.

My favorite part about this is the camera work. Absolutely no idea where the ball is, like a guy with a flip phone trying to take a picture of Mars.

I can't attend the No Kings protests today because I have plans in Canada. That's basically the same thing.

Sky Daddy delivered us 2 runs!

Despite everything I still have fundamental faith in the American people turning this around and making things better.

[reads any New York Times focus group]

Fuck this. Fuck everything. Burn it all down. [drinks directly from tequila bottle]

Happy Narcolepsy Awareness day to my sleeple and me! And to people who are curious, ask me about my Narcolepzzzzz

And they would call it fake news, a liberal hoax, a witch hunt, and all the rest of their greatest hits.

This can't be a genuine observation. We've been screaming, protesting, posting, etc. all over the world.

"[T]he Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion..."

From the Treaty of Tripoli, signed by President (and Founding Father) John Adams and passed *unanimously* by the Senate in 1797.

today's Giuliani news feels like when you're watching season 5 of a TV series after they've already added so many new characters & plot lines that you can hardly keep up, & then for some inexplicable reason, the writers bring back some random character from season 1 and you're like WTF?!?

universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam

[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11

One says stuff they like.

I recognize how improbable this is. And that it's not impossible.

Sir Francis Drake School for Wayward Fish

Pirates fans have chanted “sell the team!” 4 times in my presence today, including once before we all made it into the ballpark

Numbers aren't even real.

One thing that makes me laugh is that if we get out of all of this we’ll go “well thank goodness THAT won’t happen again” and go back to doing the same dumb shit

In America, you can be a felon and become President or a member of Congress, but you need a background check to receive SNAP.

i sure do love those 30 seconds after waking up when i haven’t yet remembered about The Things

How would that data even be collected?

Let’s break this down: The top law enforcement agent in the United States of America said that she had, on her desk, a list of the worlds most powerful people who were having sex with minors. Then, the president’s top advisor and richest man in the world says President Trump is on the list.

I wouldn't want him around though. Greece can keep him.

X user threatens lawsuit after Elon Musk's Grok AI gives step by step instructions on how to break into his house and rape him

wtf

When was the last time a party of the right was encouraged to select a leader that could appeal to the left?

Yet every time a party of the left has a leadership race, being able to appeal to the right is supposedly massively important.

Not having it. Let's stop watering ourselves down.