Jer Moran

O no! The bellybutton!

Delicious

Orson Welles is opening a chicken restaurant for parents and children called Raising Citizen Kane

It’s sad that George W Bush and Dick Cheney were never able to star in Hadestown

“I’M OUT OF FLORIDA? YOU’RE OUR OF FLORIDA!” - Someone to someone who isn’t in Florida

My gravestone will read “noids do not have sex with doodles”

I kind of wish Milton was the lead character but the movie would have been way sadder

I think Beavis and Butt-head is a good representation of a very toxic trauma bond between two boys who share a connection deeper than friendship

What are your bullet points ?

THIS IS MARGARITAVILLE

THIS IS MARGARITAVILLE

BOOZE IN THE BLENDER IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT

“I Left My Heart in San Francisco” is a spoiler

It’s dangerous for Journey to record a song with the lyrics “don’t stop” that they were aware would be listened to people in cars driving

Put your name on your paper so your teacher will know who it’s from

(Will will will know who it’s from!)

Put your name on your paper so your teacher will know who it’s from

(Will will will know who it’s from!)

I once knew a man named Jim

You wont believe what happened to him

He didn’t put his

“Boo! Are these people?” - Scary Seinfeld

How many stars did Fred Flintstone give The Monster on Letterroxd?

YouTube video by TheVideoJukeBox3 Rick Dees and his Cast of Idiots - Disco Duck TOTP ( 1976 )

Disco Duck is true existential tragihorror.

A person’s corporeal form transforms into a duck whilst in the overstimulating disco party and must continue the disco-ing while in abject fear of how to adapt to the duck-ed-ness of existence.

youtu.be/ynWhozyOoZQ?...

Daniel Day-Lewis has more Oscars than Carrot Top

The Simpsons treehouse of horror
Written by
William S Boooooo-roughs(also the s stands for scary)

I’m pretty confident they’d understand

Toxic Gossip Train chugged down the tracks of misinformation so that Taylor Swift’s CANCELLED! could girlboss too close to the sun

Raymond Carver’s stories are certainly not a barrel of laughs

Gary Larson is my celebrity crush. I would gladly listen to him describe how much he loves The Three Stooges.

From the corridors of power

To the streets of small town America

To the front lines

Comes the true story

That will make your temperature rise

Cause of Death: Cool Vibes

CBGB’s is to the New York City as H-E-B is to the Texas

The green bone’s connected to the blue bone the blue bone’s connected to the macaroni and cheese bone

Be less like Chuck Schumer and more like Chuck Barris

Ayn Rand? I thought Ayn Walked.