Daniel Martínez

Comedian of the Millennium

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We’re all exhausted, darth™️.

This reference feels like an eternity ago

Heir apparent but today’s performance is concerning

I’m looking at it through the lens of “he hasn’t played much and he’s finding his footing.”

Jesus Ferreira’s goal attempt just landed in my backyard here in Washington #Sounders

This is where I feel most comfortable. The Oregon Trail generation.

Thank you @masonthompson.bsky.social!

Literally the first thing that came to my mind

We need to eliminate all references to the other site

We’ve followed on another here and the other site, and I still read your posts in Oba’s voice.

Great job - seems like a fun exercise. Can you clarify, the 11.25 acres you used does not include parking facilities, correct?

I immediately looked for the truck nuts and was surprised to not see any.

Darth is the absolute best

The lineup on the MLS app strikes again #sounders #ebfg

We didn’t have to see Pulisic’s stupid dance so that’s a W.

I need a Kelyn Rowe kit.

Great profile photo. I saw it and immediately heard the crunch of their guitars.

In it to win it!

Great shots!

Always so much better in Spanish

I imagine @britvoxus.bsky.social has had an incredible day #sounders #ebfg

I’d say they’re a fun team *this* year. Finding the back of the net was rough last season.

YouTube video by Major League Soccer João Paulo's Solo Effort "Goal of The Year"? Brian Schmetzer Says Yes

JP doing it against the Rapids is a core memory youtu.be/pKrJTHO_Ffs #ebfg #sounders

And they’re tough

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Or, they could be entirely fictional to selectively target some and exclude others.

If I had the same thought, are we both paranoid or are we on to something?

Exactamente.