PlutonicOx42🇵🇸

i neeeeed this puppy and it’s a cow

top text "OPENING TASK MANAGER AND SUDDENLY THE PROGRAM BECOMES RESPONSIVE AGAIN" Moomin about to use the knife with anger in their eyes. calmly the Moomin is putting the knife away.

I've been looking for one of those, open wide. I didn't drink much water and all i had was coffee.

a tumblr post iwilleatyourenglish: my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person (a screenshot of the Instagram comment ) newworldawaken: People who use microwaves trust the government

LET'S GOOO!!!

Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.

Good luck hope it goes well 🍀

small crab eating a grape (important)

next time i get back from a run i will let you clean my dick, maybe you will like the flavor.

image of text bubble :I'Il speak French between your legs. Tumblr thread missjraffe: I'm just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a penis hatchworthsmoustache : #SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS zaynhappened: TITTY CROISSANTS sh-ocking: None of you should ever be having sex

YOU CAME TO THE... *SHARK APPROACHING* ... RIGHT NEIGHBORHOOD *the shark is giving a high fives to the diver* BRO!

An Asian water monitor is basking in the sunlight. Its body is facing away, flattened and relaxed with thick muscular legs splayed to the sides. Its head is raised and looking back at the camera.

Me when I get some sunlight on my skin

a conversation between a retired dad and his son the dad sends an urgent message to his son. the son replies: "What's up? Is everything ok?" the dad then sends a picture of a hotdog near a butter dispenser saying: "Did you know that you can put the movie theater butter on your hotdog? They can't stop you." The son replies: "I stepped out of a meeting for this." The dad:👍

vamprire: being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider redfagdiver: It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

God, you're so pathetic. imagine being such a loser that you can't manage to stand up and get fresh bread when it's so close you can smell it
that's a whole new level of useless

love what I'm seeing also did you change the nipple piercings they look amazing 😍

Oh please please please come closer. You’re making me want to tear those panties right off 🥵

this is why i post

working out did a great thing for me, it started a conversation between me and my body it let me know
what it can do
what it can look like
what does it like
and then i started liking how i felt, how i felt about my body and how i felt about my self

sorry if i said something dumb or annoyed

i know external validation doesn't always helps with body dysphoria but I still want you to know that you do in fact have a great body

Soyjack cows pointing at Veronika the cow scratching herself with a broom. Bad line drawing of two anthropomorphic cows, as if hastily traced in a paint app. Both cows are close to the camera looking directly to the viewer and making excited "OOHH" face as one of them points backwards away from the camera towards two photographs of a brown cow using a broom held in her mouth to scratch her hip and undercarriage.

Friday vibe 💚

SIR YES SIR 🫡

I greatly misunderstood what you said