Lovely weather for missiles today

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The Siege Beast mechanized walkers, while on the move, are a fairly powerful tank substitute. But their greatest power is the ability to enter "siege mode", activating a dangerous aura. These ones have been equipped with plague orbs that deal damage over time.

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Prince of Darkness is a spiritual sequel to The Thing (get it? 🥁) about the Stuff. Don't drink the Stuff, or think about the Stuff, or it'll make you feel funny.

If you feed several large armies to a single enemy unit, you might have to fight a ridiculously fast and dangerous veteran monster

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With the new support powers system, you can call in paratroopers and bombing runs. Just remember not to call them in directly where the enemy's concentrated force of anti-air Sky Battleships is located...

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I think I modeled this pumpjack a little too large... oh well, I guess it takes really big pumps to get the mana out of the ground.

#rts #indiedev #fossilfuel

It turns out, sending a brigade of hot air balloons directly at an entrenched anti-air encampment is a bad idea.

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Commandos got you down? Base defenses in the way? Teleport with a squad of Cavalry Tanks today!

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The Knights Commando subject theirselves to extensive arcanoflesh procedures to become stronger, faster, sneakier, and much larger than mere ordinary humans. This allows them to carry bombs capable of destroying buildings and rending the land asunder.
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Construction complete

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The brave troops at the front don't want you to know this, but the blood inside them is free. You can use it to make pools to slow the enemy's advance. I have 458 pools.

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War has been put on hold as the general decided to take several years off to watch the passage of time.

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The Three Musketeers is about how if you challenge everyone you meet to a duel, you will soon find yourself welcomed into the baddest gang of cop-killers in all of France, and by extension, high society

Myths are sadly not a high-quality source of technical information 😔

Behold! The glorious majesty of our kingdom's might!

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Dracothopters are named after the mythical "dragon", a fierce beast that, despite flying and breathing fire, would always land to fight the hero in melee.

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The Buzzards, an elite cadre of knights with decorative wings on their backs, are effective for crushing troop formations, and with their heavy pistols, can backstab lone tanks. These ones are equipped with a 1 use land mines ability, which, ah... don't go there, nooo

#rts #indiedev #cavalry

Front Armor: 3 🤤

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are you ready to die in glorious battle?

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Yeehaw

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Kenau is about how, if you're really stubborn, you can kill a lot of religious people

The Fast & The Furious is about an imperial spy in a race against time to infiltrate the feudal kingdoms and prevent them from raiding trucks before the truckers guild declares all-out war

Fast & Furious is about a legal and an illegal car-detective teaming up, doing cave-driving, and learning that the right thing is definitely to commit crimes and not to not commit crimes

Crimes of the Future depicts a fierce culture war, between the mainstream, people who lounge about and slowly, methodically cut each other's skin up and remove organs in elaborate displays of sensuous dissection; and the widely reviled counterculture, people who eat plastic

The Fly is about how if a man and a woman love each other very much, but the man gets disfigured in a science accident, they will agree together that he's become so ugly he must be destroyed

The Fly is a cautionary tale about the importance of code review when doing software engineering for hardware with significant safety concerns

The Dead Zone is what if Scanners but instead of the power giving him a headache when he's around people and he goes on a big adventure where he meets people all the time, the power doesn't have any flaws related to being around people and he stays at home alone for the whole movie

Superhero origin stories have been going downhill ever since comic books got involved... 😔

Videodrome hypothesizes about what would happen if there was a better TV: People would start giving theirselves special names to use on it, they'd be constantly hypnotized by its powerful stimulative properties, and they'd gradually start to see it as more real than reality