Call Me By Your Nighest Name

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Fortyish bald beardy white guy in very small black underwear and nothing else

I do not want to go to work today

Fortyish bald beardy white guy nude from behind

Butt

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Not much for tradition but since it is my birthday I will accept nudes

Get rekt adric

Sounds like they're belittling your experience tbh

Screenshot of op showing kink labeler decided it was "Light Pain"

Hmm

Is that shirt from alternative archives? Love them

fortyish bald beardy queer with circular glasses, a black button down shirt with red floral pattern. in the background Tusk, Velvet Rope, Bluefinger, and Time Out of Mind posters are visible as well as the hint of a red drum kit and a few electric guitars. The aforementioned queer looks nervous probably

Did my level best to look hireable earlier today

Don't think I'd taken my septum jewelry out since my last job interview

Fortyish bald beardy queer clothed in sky blue briefs and lying on a couch

I'll get up eventually but the couch is comfortable

Phew

Dang

Fortyish bald beardy queer in grey fitted tee

Quick shout out to the tightness of these sleeves and their contributions to the illusion I have arms

Fortyish bald beardy queer in black based floral print shirt, purple blazer, and teal pants

Assembling costume for wedding next month which is maybe the most hopeful thing I've done in months

Shucks

Fgot we got video now

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my butt

I feel like my butt is looking pretty good lately? That's not something I've felt very often

Goddamn

While restoring my gay powers (as the kids say) by grooming with care and thoroughness I haven't made time for in about a month, it occurred to me that although I always say "as the kids say" there's probably no one under the age of thirty who says this.