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it could probably get really into watches if she wanted to

are we talking like a polar bear or a panda? what else could it mean

depends on the bear

Famous vaudevillian Shia Labœuf has been caught by the constabulary for a scuffle at a New Orleans saloon

Me: Hey... I LIKE this unconventional little beep boop song!

Music Recommendation Engine: How about this one

Me: Yeah I like this one too!

Music Recommendation Engine: I diagnose you with autism

One of it not the strongest Weekly Shonen Jump author comment I've ever read.

more for her

pour one out for her brothers bird Tiri today, rip

Aug 23, 2023 meteorherd this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔 everybody, in a chain repeating until this day: date her mom. meridia-nunda specifically: return my beacon to mount kikreath. the chain begins again: date her mom

this post will be circulating long after i die

date her mom

There should be a holiday where you give women cartoonishly large wheels of cheese.

It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane

[0005087] Soldiers will not attack a vampire that is in-progress of sucking a sleeping dwarf dry

I don't really get these new Bluey episodes

Vodka Drunkenski, the Soviet boxer in Nintendo's 1984 arcade game "Super Punch-Out!!" was renamed to "Soda Popinski" for the NES release of "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!" in 1987, in what many have described as the first instance of "political correctness gone mad".

people say this "i wish computers were simpler!" stuff and then just *don't do anything about it*. they will complain that alternatives aren't at feature parity with the software they want to quit, know is evil, and was not a vital part of anyone's life just a few years ago

white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year

This is the last thing you have to do before you finish your degree in physics.

looks at u like this

evil discord be like

functional

celebrating valentines day the way it was intended: with pizza, ice cream, and beer

DEFCON 1 ROSALINA GIRL COCK IMAGE

What the transgender activists won't tell you is that taking testosterone for 5 years makes you look 5 years older than when you started

Bridget pouting at herself. Wearing a shirt that says PRONOUNS IS BACK ON THE MENU Shoutout to Bonnicula and pronounpicker.ripperoni for spreading the word

Another pronoun labeler has arisen. WE ARE SO BACK

@pronounpicker.ripperoni.com

#guiltygear #ggst #art #animeart #trans

i fully understand how you get here but refering to it as "the wii shot wednesday guys made a movie :)" is very funny to me

I had another dream This one was about the existence of a show on HGTV named Bitch House. The host was a man who appeared to have been a werewolf college student dragged off some Florida beach during spring break, poured into a suit, and shoved in front of a camera. He wore giant sunglasses every episode. There was no explanation. Every episode was the same. He would show up and tour somebody's house while they talked it up: how much they paid for it, square footage, time to the highway, backyard, last renovated in xxxx, bedrooms, bathrooms, home office, new roof, everything. They would be touring the house the whole time, just like any normal HGTV show. Then they would gather back out in front of the house and there was a really tense moment where he would tell you if your house was a bitch house or not. It not, he would just kinda shake their hands and thank them for the tour and walk away. Otherwise, he would turn to the camera and scream "BITCH HOOOOOOOOUSE" at the top of his lung

This is approximately what it Looked Like, in 10-minute photoshop format HGTV courtesy(?) of the party rock anthem guy (plz don't sue me)