June of Bark 🐶🏳️‍⚧️

wood

happy 2 years!!

A cartoonish cow lays in a green pasture. Underneath it, two boots are sticking out

A missing farmhand may be cows for alarm

elves

These are so sick

Made some drawings at DND yesterday Penny from big top burger,the clowns from worthikids wire, Del Toro Frankenstein on the slab, Viktor of arcane, and gonzo (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧
#mtgart #basics #alter

I LOVE those bigtop basics

FOR REAL

look all i'm saying is that a de-terfed secret lair of cards that had nielsen art would go crazy

👀

Heaped Harvest {2}{G} Artifact — Food When this artifact enters and when you sacrifice it, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. One can travel all of Valley and never eat the same meal twice. Illustrated by Daniel Ljunggren

Bedlam {2}{R}{R} Enchantment Creatures can’t block. The generals were dead. The battle plans were forgotten. It was everyone for themselves. Watermark: Wizards of the Coast Illustrated by Ron Spencer

It may not be the most Sephie™ card out there, but I do think about you every time I cast a heaped harvest

My other choice tho has gotta be Bedlam

I got a card in the mail today packaged like this with the lil tab attached to the inner sleeve so you can get it out of the top loader easier. Its little, but not having to stick my finger down in a packed top loader was really nice

Mtg treasure tokens illustrated by Aaron Miller Altered with trans flag colors

Hanif Abdurraqib standing beside a projector screen that reads “TELL A FRIEND THAT YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH THEM TONIGHT”

TREASURE THOSE THAT FEEL LIKE HOME

TELL A FRIEND THAT YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH THEM TONIGHT

Ice Out MTG cards altered with a white background and "FUCK ICE" in black and red lettering. Etali, Primal Storm altered with a red background and a crossed, yellow hammer and sickle Ice Out {1}{U}{U} Instant Bargain (You may sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or token as you cast this spell.) This spell costs {1} less to cast if it’s bargained. Counter target spell. Hylda built an ice statuary from all those who couldn’t understand “go away.” Illustrated by Olivier Bernard Etali, Primal Storm {4}{R}{R} Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur Whenever Etali attacks, exile the top card of each player’s library, then you may cast any number of spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs. The storm rages and the earth breaks. 6/6 Illustrated by Raymond Swanland

Hey yall, long thread incoming. I don't have the means to send very much money to help out in MN but I have art, a following, $20, and a lot of fucking anger so I'm gonna be raffling off these 3 alters. Entry will be off of proof of a $20+ donation to one of the orgs or funds listed below
1/4

Omw

Hey thats me! Also this is easily my favorite card I own now

Drew some chibi magical girl versions of Loot Tinybones and Fleem!!! ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

#loot #fleem #tinybones #mtgart

What an adorable lil guy

seat 4 and its not even close

(also this made me sad we gotta sit through 3 un-skippable ads before we see Bolas again)

Didn't plan on doing this but as my neighborhood still hasn't been plowed, I can't leave to doordash, and rent is next week.

So, I'm putting these back up for sale. Shares are massively appreciated. Payments are made via PayPal and you can DM to claim. Each painting will come with a random Alter

A man: "Whyyyyy am I so miserable all the time" The same, but she's now a woman: "Ok that helped but everything else is still fucked"

It has now been four years

Thank you to everyone who has helped. I could barely sleep, but you have no idea what it meant to see an alert that someone had donated. You mean the world to me and I can never thank you enough

Leo is in surgery now and we’re awaiting updates. Any bit truly helps for my best friend’s recovery ❤️‍🩹

holy shit I think I love hockey now

Enjoy the girl aquarium!!

My fears are correct

that sounds the most correct, I think I just really want it to work the other way

idk if I'm thinking about it in the right way but I'm assuming the replacement effect of the crown changes the text of the monkey's trigger on the stack from "food token" to "token copy of equipped creature" and since its just the one trigger to have each player make one, it'd all be monkeys?

Elephant-Mandrill {2}{G} Creature — Elephant Monkey Reach When this creature enters, each player creates a Food token. (It’s an artifact with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.”) At the beginning of combat on your turn, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each artifact your opponents control. 3/2 Illustrated by Takeuchi Moto

Mirrormind Crown {4} Artifact — Equipment As long as this Equipment is attached to a creature, the first time you would create one or more tokens each turn, you may instead create that many tokens that are copies of equipped creature. Equip {2} Forged in Velis Vel, swiped by a clever merrow, and sold to a curious kithkin. Illustrated by Dan Frazier

RULES QUESTION
If I have the crown attached to an Elephant-Mandrill and I play a 2nd Elephant-Mandrill, does its trigger give my opponents a food and me a monkey copy, or does it work out to giving everyone a monkey copy?

Swords to Plowshares {W} Instant Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power. “The blademaster turned his fury to his new foes: root rot and cabbage slugs.” —Myths and Miracles, Vol. VII Illustrated by Mark Tedin

Lightning Bolt {R} Instant Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target. “The first mages witnessed the fury of the raging storm and wished to answer back.” —The Stormwright Texts Illustrated by Anato Finnstark

Mystical archives is coming back? I’m gonna give so many cards HRT

YOURE COOKING
Nato straps are so bulky and make a gap between your watch and wrist that looks weird and makes you bump it on more things. Also this could just be personal experience, but nato straps are usually a rougher material thats straight up uncomfy