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Rascal of the worst kind and next tumblr sexyman. 40 rats in a trenchcoat committing identity fraud. significantly over 18, so I don't get blocked by the horny accounts I follow. they/them

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My characters Clayton and Holt as slasher type guys. Clayton is wearing a hockey mask and an ill-fitting apron holding Holt (who is currently a werewolf) by a very short leash and muzzle.

My characters Clayton and Holt as slasher type guys. Clayton is wearing a hockey mask and an ill-fitting apron holding Holt (who is currently a werewolf) by a very short leash and muzzle.

Me? Self indulgent for the month of October?? Never...

28.10.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 914    πŸ” 237    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

10 Horror Movies to get to know me by:

πŸš€Event Horizon
πŸͺšSaw
🩸Ravenous
πŸŽ…Christmas Evil
🎸Phantom of the Paradise
🎭The Abominable Dr.Phibes
πŸ’žCreep 2
πŸ”₯Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday
πŸ“ΊPoltergeist
πŸ›ΈNope

08.10.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Bruh

18.09.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 31512    πŸ” 11471    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 103
breaking news, cat angry at fuk 
cat too angry God help us

breaking news, cat angry at fuk cat too angry God help us

cats have begun

18.09.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk NEW YORKβ€”Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. β€œShortly after you navigat...

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

16.09.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 14490    πŸ” 3861    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 114

This is the line that Dems need to push. It can't be simply. "Political violence is bad" it MUST be "Political violence is bad and Trump and his ilk are responsible for creating conditions ripe for political violence"

10.09.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8934    πŸ” 2921    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 28
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it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us

11.09.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4951    πŸ” 1230    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

watching a random movie on netflix: unpleasant, disappointing

watching a random movie on tubi: extraordinary, a blessing

31.08.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 714    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 8

Correct

14.08.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 399    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

Not a sex symbol but a sex omen

22.07.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7
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I think nearly the entire Horror genre boils down to the idea that it is worthwhile to fight until your very last breath. Even, and maybe especially, when there is no hope.

19.07.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3676    πŸ” 797    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 17
Comic of a grackle stealing a Cheeto from a beach goer

Comic of a grackle stealing a Cheeto from a beach goer

Idk if I ever posted this here: ode to Grackle

13.07.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1886    πŸ” 456    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
A drawing of the PokΓ©mon scraggy on a text based meme, scraggy is a lizard PokΓ©mon that wears its shed skin like pants. Scraggy says β€œhey guys”, the person in the meme pointing says β€œFAGGY”, and scraggy replies β€œyea okay happy pride”. There is a pride flag superimposed on the image as well.

A drawing of the PokΓ©mon scraggy on a text based meme, scraggy is a lizard PokΓ©mon that wears its shed skin like pants. Scraggy says β€œhey guys”, the person in the meme pointing says β€œFAGGY”, and scraggy replies β€œyea okay happy pride”. There is a pride flag superimposed on the image as well.

Happy last day of pride month from scraggy #shitpost #scraggy #cwslurs #myart #pokemonfanart

01.07.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please keep posting about how no one came to Trump’s loser parade I’m going to like all of them

15.06.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6128    πŸ” 527    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 16
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NO KINGS πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

13.06.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 23515    πŸ” 5138    πŸ’¬ 263    πŸ“Œ 78
A handful of JASON GOES TO HELL trading cards, including the HellBaby cut from the film and replaced by the little puppet worm.

A handful of JASON GOES TO HELL trading cards, including the HellBaby cut from the film and replaced by the little puppet worm.

JASON GOES TO HELL trading cards.

07.05.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
a crowned skull with a sword through and eye with a snake, β€œno kings no tyrants, all thrones must fall

a crowned skull with a sword through and eye with a snake, β€œno kings no tyrants, all thrones must fall

14.06.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

05.06.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 17389    πŸ” 3201    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 44
Rainbow dot pattern graphic that reads "pride merch that you can buy right now! art share"

Rainbow dot pattern graphic that reads "pride merch that you can buy right now! art share"

Let's do a different type of art share... With so much going on with LGBTQ+ & corporate America, why don't we keep the queer dollar in the queer community? πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

In this thread, share your Pride merch, or your friend's Pride merch. Let's buy from each other rather than the corporations this year.

30.05.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1621    πŸ” 1306    πŸ’¬ 235    πŸ“Œ 69
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average game of chess

21.11.2024 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6864    πŸ” 1991    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 13
A medium-small wildcat with tawny fur and large, tufted black ears.

A medium-small wildcat with tawny fur and large, tufted black ears.

I do not formally have a fursona but a friend of mine may have finally turned me by introducing me to Caracals

13.05.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Digital painting of Lana Skye from Ace Attorney

Digital painting of Lana Skye from Ace Attorney

Lana #AceAttorney

26.02.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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ok!! available now, link below

27.02.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2889    πŸ” 546    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 7

β€”me, my entire life

21.02.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

Why haven't I been tasked with spending the night in a haunted house even ONCE in my adult life. The movies I watched growing up seemed to suggest this would be more of a thing. I wouldn't even have to be offered an inheritance or large sum of money from an eccentric millionaire to do it

22.02.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 516    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1
 Bowl of Hamburger Helper with the Dark Souls text overlay that reads β€œHAMBURGER HELPED”

Bowl of Hamburger Helper with the Dark Souls text overlay that reads β€œHAMBURGER HELPED”

11.02.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5375    πŸ” 1449    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 18

I believe racism is a form of willful stupidity because it absolutely blocks you from knowing and understanding all types of things happening right in front of your face.

10.02.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

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