@maxjasper.bsky.social
Writer/Director/Actor based out of Minneapolis, Minnesota.
This is the notification I got today regarding a certain romantic engagement. Sufficient to say, I noticed the error right away. @buzzfeed.com
26.08.2025 18:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
05.06.2025 19:24 — 👍 31694 🔁 5153 💬 413 📌 200
“Pontius Pilot is a very good governor. Very tough. Not an easy province. Judaea! Lot of crime. Bad stuff… but great beaches! He’s cleaning it right up, though! Putting in hotels and mangers… One tough hombre... Crucified criminals! Nails right through their hands!”
24.04.2025 05:33 — 👍 566 🔁 81 💬 26 📌 3
Content cop is out🥸
16.04.2025 20:45 — 👍 456 🔁 32 💬 56 📌 10He wants to deport US citizens...
15.04.2025 02:22 — 👍 4176 🔁 823 💬 293 📌 54
#TrumpTariffs #TrumpMarketCrash
10.04.2025 23:11 — 👍 17924 🔁 5053 💬 409 📌 210
08.04.2025 00:12 — 👍 5581 🔁 814 💬 42 📌 23
This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.
04.04.2025 16:58 — 👍 48132 🔁 14899 💬 5138 📌 1494You are a hero💙
04.04.2025 06:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0After getting some rest, I am in awe of everyone who continues to lift their voice and speak out. This is a moment for our country, and we must make a choice about the America we want to be.
02.04.2025 16:32 — 👍 83875 🔁 10892 💬 4279 📌 597
Kilmer as Doc Holiday in the movie Tombstone
RIP Val Kilmer. An incredibly talented and idiosyncratic character actor who got type cast as a leading man because he was gorgeous.
02.04.2025 03:59 — 👍 1720 🔁 187 💬 42 📌 21Sen. Booker just broke the record for the longest floor speech in Senate history—a record set by Strom Thurmond trying to block the Civil Rights Act. The irony ain’t lost on us. From fighting against justice to fighting for it. This is what courage & being on the right side of history looks like!
02.04.2025 00:13 — 👍 12202 🔁 1610 💬 188 📌 51
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
26.03.2025 15:00 — 👍 46072 🔁 10162 💬 356 📌 520The main reason I left Twitter and joined BlueSky.
23.03.2025 20:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love this!
22.03.2025 21:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I mean.
17.03.2025 17:00 — 👍 60304 🔁 11911 💬 2297 📌 568
Who agrees with AOC....
11.03.2025 16:03 — 👍 36316 🔁 7444 💬 850 📌 330If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.
05.03.2025 03:54 — 👍 46005 🔁 7364 💬 664 📌 269
This
03.03.2025 23:35 — 👍 8241 🔁 1241 💬 191 📌 49
'Did you even say thank you?'
01.03.2025 21:01 — 👍 19646 🔁 3385 💬 219 📌 129
I have covered presidential politics for 40 years. This was the most juvenile display by a President and Vice President I have ever seen. Other presidents treated their enemies with more respect. This is a low point and a dark day for the US. Totally embarrassing.
28.02.2025 19:00 — 👍 49231 🔁 10914 💬 1837 📌 659It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
Bruh
28.02.2025 16:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nope. 63-75 final. Northwestern takes the W. Rough game for the #Gophers.
26.02.2025 01:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 061-70 with 1:11 left. Maybe there’s hope?
26.02.2025 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 047-64 with 7:05 left in the second half. Not looking like a promising finish… #Gophers
26.02.2025 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Made the Jumbotron! Woohoo!!! Highlight of the game for me so far
26.02.2025 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 031-36 after the first HALF. Not quarter. Again, basketball isn’t my strong suit. #Gophers
26.02.2025 00:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 025-32 with 3 and a half minutes remaining in the first quarter. People here are booing, and I don’t know why. Basketball isn’t really my strong suit. #Gophers
26.02.2025 00:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Finally! A make! 2-10. #Gophers
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