kristen 🪴

more than anything

rip the pillow sprays 💔💔 but a cat is totally worth it

gotcha fair enough!!!

one year ago i had my tubes removed 🥹🥹 words cannot describe how grateful i am for that and for the medical providers who said “ok. let’s do it” no questions asked. every person wanting such a procedure deserves access 🖤 #childfree

do you use any pillow sprays??? those are my fave 😍

i just offered to run to the store and pick up soda water 😐😂 they said it was fine though

accidentally roped myself into making artichoke dip for a potluck at my local dive bar on sunday lmfaooo 😭😭 i don’t even work there but i’m on the fucking potluck list now!!! being a regular at a dive is like a glorious fever dream honestly

if you already use xfinity it’s really easy to add a camera and it’s not *overly* expensive?? ours works great

new job application is officially submitted 😛🤞🏼 omfg i hope i get it

ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational

a bunny holding a spiked morning star by lily seika jones text: we must remain whimsical to survive the horrors of this world

the cutest little torch 🥺🔥🧋💕
is it impractical? yes. do i still love it? oh fuck yea

depression day regimen 🫠🍯🥤💤

Upon rewatching the Fosters for the first time since I was a teenager I think Brandon should be put in the pit of despair

revisiting this platform in the hopes that it finally sticks. i ditched tiktok and miss this kind of site terribly

playing hayday on your phone while at the bar is a vibe idc

not me explaining findom to my 92 year old grandmother

clocking in for just a 4 hour shift is one of life’s small pleasures

spending the holiday watching the two best bob’s burgers episodes w/ my love (turkey in a can & an indecent thanksgiving proposal) and i can’t think of a better way to celebrate

Can definitely tell mercury is in reggaeton right now the way people are acting

If I could count on my hands how many times I’ve had to share the restroom with a trans person I still wouldn’t know the answer, because I’m not a creep and I just go to the bathroom to use the bathroom

mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus

hopping on a new social media site right at the beginning of mercury retrograde is a wild move but i’m doing it