Danny Franchetti

“Do you know anyone who will remove my 'Killer Queen' tattoo, with something futuristic?”

- "Dinah might, with a laser beam"

This person probably enjoys listening to Moonlight Shadow.

*I appreciate that this might be a bit niche.

Thanks for the information about Brave Browser. If I’d known this previously, I may not have taken out a YouTube subscription. Ah well, it’s a great option for the future.

Tavares specifically warned about this too.

Bollocks at Tiffany’s.

Bollocks Without a Face.

My Fair Bollocks.

Chitty Chitty Bollocks Bang.

Rosemary’s Bollocks.

Ah good, that’s another dickhead blocked even though I didn’t personally interact with him. What a moron; and you were right with your Twitter comment.

Sadly, this is so true.

Have you considered not being a bombastic, non-listening, twat?

You only had 11 days to eat it though. You can’t take any chances! It was for the best.

I saw him when he was supporting Frank Skinner at The Lowry. He was excellent.

I’m going to take that as a compliment, whether you meant it that way or not 😉😄

I’m not sure the tennis ones need to be on TV. We should be able to get those over the net.

I love ‘tosspots’ as an insult. It’s not used often enough.

Withnail and I. “We’ve come to the wrong funeral by mistake.”

That’s just Aunt Silly.

What else could we possibly want? 😄

Adrian Chiles - with your face like a haunted pit stop.

Maybe be you should have gone to waspital.

At least you’re saving on battery power by not using apostrophes.

Naan is bread. Naan bread is bread bread. Although, to be fair, you did type nan.

And at least five men.

They’re called cumpkins now grandad. You take a jack-o-lantern…

That’s a shame. It all depends on who you follow though; I’m very selective and I rarely see any of that stuff.
You could mute or unfollow the people that do it.
I’m not on Instagram or Facebook or any other social media, so I won’t be able to interact with you once you go. Best of luck with it.

Utter nonsense; you can’t play football in a coat. Green or otherwise 😉😆