hamburger horror

Watch your step 🍌

Haunted House

I Have No Hallow and I Must Ween
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Willy Wonka (Tony Todd) says "You stole fizzy lifting drinks"

Candyman (1992)

a blender render of a diner floor with a single fry, with a monster reaching towards it

five second rule

Less Than

escultura de um UFO com base amarela

UFO

Winter chill.

A diagram of the 32 adult human teeth. Dr. Slife obviously has this memorized. All dentists do. What distinguishes Slife from his peers is he has memorized the 32 teeth by touch. He can feel a tooth blindfolded and know with 100% accuracy what tooth it is. The jolly good feel of a second molar, right side. The spindly lines of the lateral incisor, left side. He makes a game of it at night in the dark. Plunging his hand into his box, the cool caress of the clacking teeth soothing him. He pulls one out at random and rolls it around in his fingertips, savoring the feel. 29. Second bicuspid.

TETHPROF.BMF

this is exactly what i’m doing! might be biased since it’s also my favorite musical, but 100% worth it!!! and getting to see kerry as meredith definitely sealed the deal on my decision!

i just wish i didn’t absolutely suck at it??? i’ve been playing very sporadically on and off for five years and i’m not even at level 400 :( then i see people over level 3000 and lose my mind because HOW… i get stuck and fail levels so often it’s more frustrating than fun

what no of course i don’t see wonka’s world of candy as a cute dating sim where i’m helping my beloved husband fix his factory why would you say that i’m absolutely normal about willy wonka what makes you think otherwise

i do think it’s very cute and like seeing him fret over things though 🥰

An illustration of a beautiful curvy gothic pinup embracing a skeleton who is holding her from behind.

Madam Bones and her companion
😌🖤✨ #art

a playmobil willy wonka (1971) figure holding a smaller medicom willy wonka (2005) figure in his arms :)

CHECK THIS OUT

Illustration of Bat Boy from Weekly World News. Txt: Bat Boy Forever

And shaded out... www.patreon.com/posts/141721...

“i’ll find you in every universe” and it’s just me and willy wonka

i love him

willy wonka

The moon hungers.
Part of an art trade with @aliumfungus.bsky.social for #krosect

📞🖤

Never hit save image so fast.

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Anna Morosini.

Illustration by Ren Strapp of fat neolithic horses running in pastel candy risograph colors

STAMPEDE!!!

A light purple backpack with two clear windows used as a Willy Wonka itabag. It is filled with a colorful assortment of Willy Wonka themed items, both official and fanmade.

Another shot of the itabag showing off the keychains on the zipper pulls.

A closeup of the top window. It is full of enamel pins, pin back buttons, and keychains.

A closeup of the bottom window. Inside are two Wonka plushies and a decocard surrounded by pins and an assortment of candy themed accessories.

i was inspired by another wonka lover to finally get my itabag all nice looking!! gotta find some good fabric before i make inserts, but i’m in love with it 🥰

HUMAN FLY 🪰

(Micron, Copic, Prisma, Daler Rowney)

#thecramps #humanfly