Jared

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.

Universal swing in action: "What we saw last night was a directional shift toward Democrats in 99.8% of counties that held partisan elections." www.gelliottmorris.com/p/seven-data...

I only use Spotify to listen to problematic artists so they won't get paid, therefore it's still woke

Ah good, my cat has finally learned the art of Scratching At The Bathroom Door™

It's always DNS 🙄

Thank you prime video for killing my ears

If I see one more Sora video I'm going to go bonkers

Dog whistle deprecated in favor of the vuvuzela

I sincerely apologize to my upstairs and downstairs neighbors for setting off the fire alarm at midnight on a Thursday, I was making sweet potato fries and it got out of hand

Ilya, this you?

It's a bad time to work in the media and have opinions

I lied. Spitting on the cowboys before the game even started is peak Philadelphia

The booing while Dallas runs onto the field is peak Philadelphia

I love switching back to Windows after a week of using a GNOME environment because I just keep shoving my cursor into the top left corner expecting it to do something

"Patar" the prehistoric version of Patrick Star from the episode of Spongebob Squarepants, "Spongebob B.C."

"you look just like Pathar" says my SO...

Thanks? I think?

A picture of two people standing next to each other, hugging. The photo is focused on their shirts. One (me) is wearing a green shirt that says, in all caps, "NO NAZIS, NO KINGS, GO BIRDS". The other person (Herr Maestro) is wearing a black shirt that reads, in all lowercase, "do justice, love mercy, walk humbly". This is the picture of a perfect marriage.

Can you tell which one of us is the loud one in this marriage?

@laurenkayes.bsky.social It's so cool that cities are like "pweeease only turn your AC on if you're actively dying and don't go below 79 while the Al nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits Jun 22, 2024

the accuracy (via @midheavens.bsky.social)

U.S. TO ANNOUNCE PLANS TO BUILD NUCLEAR REACTOR ON MOON

oh my god there's 4k HDR video in those files

A guy about to get fucking punted right in the face by the floor on CNN

"THIS IS CNN"

Didn't Grok compare itself to mustache guy only a couple days ago?

Ten Percent Of U.S. High School Students Graduating Without Basic Object Permanence Skills

McDonalds snack wraps are back the world is healing

Nah who the hell thought it was a good idea to put custom emojis in Teams

King of the Hill Meme withJohn Redcorn being asked "Hey do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving?" and him responding "We did. Once."

Rest in peace Jonathan Joss

Not to mention the entire messaging of the Dems (love it or hate it) was warning after warning that this exact situation was on the horizon. It's absolutely willful ignorance until the leopards start eating their faces.

mrs.pearlmania500 21m Weight Watchers just declared bankruptcy. How many points is gruel? (attached photo to the post is a disheveled blonde child holding an empty bowl)

and just like that a million children who’s mom made them develop an eating disorder cheered in a roar of victory

Jon Adams cartoon showing people running in the street from what looks like a laser weapon being shot from the sky. One person is saying to another, "I really don't mind the government’s new death ray, because it hasn't hit me yet."

This about sums it up.