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Mom. Sister. Daughter. Friend. Gen X. ACIM. Lifelong Democrat. Fucking Delightful. Agent for Change ๐Ÿ’™

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Trump Administration Live Updates: California National Guard Sent to Oregon, Newsom Says

Trump Administration Live Updates: California National Guard Sent to Oregon, Newsom Says www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...

05.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'Bad Company' Another unprecedented week has come to pass in the United States.

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05.10.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pete Buttigieg

02.10.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Furious Kim Jong Un Claims Trump Stole His Idea of Gathering Generals โ€œThat asshole totally ripped me off.โ€

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01.10.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hegseth's Meeting Backfires as Military Audience Starts Chanting, "Epstein, Epstein" The Defense Secretary fled the stage in tears.

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30.09.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜Iโ€™m From Here!โ€™: U.S. Citizens Are Ending Up in Trumpโ€™s Dragnet

โ€˜Iโ€™m From Here!โ€™: U.S. Citizens Are Ending Up in Trumpโ€™s Dragnet www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/u...

29.09.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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US Military Cleans Up Discarded Kale at Portland Farmerโ€™s Market Kash Patel claimed, "We are keeping kale off the streets of Portland."

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29.09.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'Sad But True' I firmly believe firing Fed Chair Jerome Powell will be the last stop on the autocratic autobahn weโ€™ve all been barreling down these last nine months, with a drug-addled madman behind the wheel.

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28.09.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Federal Troops Arrive in Portland and Immediately Form Bands Military personnel were seen trading in automatic weapons for mandolins and zithers.

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27.09.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nobel Peace Prize Committee Asks Trump to Clarify Remarks About Hating His Enemies The judges considering Trump's Peace Prize application had a series of questions for him.

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25.09.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hugo Chavez Loses Spot in Guinness Book for Most Batshit UN Speech โ€œWe never saw this coming," a Guinness spokesperson admitted.

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24.09.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Commands World Not to Watch ABC at 11:30 Tonight He claimed that watching "will do even greater damage than Tylenol."

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23.09.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Study Links Trump Being President to Increased Use of Tylenol News from Medicine

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23.09.2025 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ABC Hires Kash Patel to Host Late-Night Comedy Show Disney CEO Bob Iger couldn't be more excited about his new TV star.

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22.09.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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King Charles Downgrades Trumpโ€™s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew โ€œSorry, chap, youโ€™ve got to take one for the team," the King told Andrew.

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15.09.2025 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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King Charles Downgrades Trumpโ€™s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew โ€œSorry, chap, youโ€™ve got to take one for the team," the King told Andrew.

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15.09.2025 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kash Patel Replaced by Startled Deer Informing Patel of his decision in a brief phone call, Trump reportedly said, โ€œSorry, Kashโ€”weโ€™re going deer.โ€

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12.09.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Claims Hunter Biden Traveled Back in Time to Forge Epstein Drawing โ€œThereโ€™s nothing Hunter canโ€™t do with his laptop,โ€ Trump told reporters.

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11.09.2025 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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National Guard Refuses to Go to Chicago, Citing Bone Spurs The White House was plunged into chaos after receiving over seven thousand notes from guardsmenโ€™s podiatrists.

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26.08.2025 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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'My Hometown' I am deeply ashamed to have grown up amongst folks who turned into Trump voters as adults, having done nothing to abate their ignorance when I may have had a modicum of influence in their lives.

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24.08.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DC Residents Less Afraid of Homeless Than of Running into Stephen Miller Plus: Trump invents a new African country.

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21.08.2025 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Zelenskyy Asks Trump to Give Ukraine Same Protection He Gives Pedophiles โ€œThe Ukrainian people ask you to stand strong with them, just as you have stood strong in your refusal to release the Epstein files.โ€

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20.08.2025 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'I Won't Back Down' I donโ€™t think enough folks realize how brutal life is about to become in the United States, especially when all the cuts to our social safety nets kick in.

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17.08.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Russian Lures Confused Old Man to Alaska in Elder Scam โ€œWeโ€™re afraid the Russian will trick him into signing something away," said an associate of the geriatric dupe.

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14.08.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DC Mayor Says Best Way for Trump to Empty Streets is by Throwing Another Birthday Parade โ€œGet a bunch of those squeaky old tanks rolling down the streets and you wonโ€™t see anyone for miles," Mayor Bowser said.

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11.08.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Zelenskyy Suggests Trump Give Florida to Russia "Florida should be on the table,โ€ Zelenskyy said. โ€œWith Florida, you have cards.โ€

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11.08.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'Famous Blue Raincoat' If you enjoy 'Noel's Notes' please consider becoming a paid subscriber. All of my content is available free and your support makes that possible. Thanks for reading.

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10.08.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Republicans Accidentally Redraw Map of Texas to Make it Rejoin Mexico Plus: The Caption Contest Winner!

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07.08.2025 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s satire ๐Ÿ˜‰

04.08.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Taps George Santos to Head Dept. Of Labor Statistics Beltway insiders are calling it one of the most stunning political comebacks in American history.

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04.08.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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